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Mark Hoppus
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Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
NOT PENNY’S BOAT
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Calling my dentist to see if they’re having a deal teeth for Presidents’ Day weekend.
February 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Iggles! 🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
35-28 Chiefs.
February 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
February 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ice Ice Baby Shark
January 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m gonna get one of those blow up dinosaur costumes and walk around saying welcome. To Jurassic Mark
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Santa’s favorite place to celebrate Christmas? LAPland.
Thank you for following me here on BlueSkye
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
🎶Dune 2: Forget About Me🎶
December 24, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Sometimes I’ll be watching tv and a random prescription medication will be running through their warnings and they’ll mention lymphoma and I’m like HEY THAT’S ME and then I’ll be like ew gross what the hell. It’s like recognizing a restaurant in Entourage.
December 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
How about in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge shows up to a party where his nephew and the nephew’s fiancé and a bunch of their friends are all sitting around talking shit about him and laughing “lol Scrooge that a piece of trash! He can eat shit!” On Christmas Eve.
December 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
An app that saves your passwords called Kenny Log-Ins
Thank you for following me here on BlueSky
December 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
(To the tune of the hit Pearl Jam song Evenflow)
🎶Uniqlo🎶
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶
December 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The Fast and the Furious: Joycon Drift
December 12, 2024 at 10:27 PM
December 8, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Tony Danzig
December 4, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shirley Temple of Doom
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I feel like you guys aren’t following me hard enough on here?
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Thankful af
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
It’s pronounced Blooskee
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Tour is over, Garfield survived.
November 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM