Mark Hillen
@markhillen.bsky.social
Equal mix of scientist, editor, and espresso.
. @captaindisillusion.bsky.social The Swiss Post mobile phone company has cloned you.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
. @captaindisillusion.bsky.social The Swiss Post mobile phone company has cloned you.
Flying into Edinburgh Airport, baggage reclaim had carousels for flights from both “mad” and “pis”.
Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.
Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Flying into Edinburgh Airport, baggage reclaim had carousels for flights from both “mad” and “pis”.
Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.
Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.
Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
I’m currently in Frankfurt. I’m wondering if Frankfurters think Uisce beatha really does mean “Whisky for Life” or whether they just bloody love alcohol.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’m currently in Frankfurt. I’m wondering if Frankfurters think Uisce beatha really does mean “Whisky for Life” or whether they just bloody love alcohol.
This week’s Newsweek cover…
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This week’s Newsweek cover…
Talking of the MP for Runcorn, her “office is currently undergoing refurbishment in line with House of Commons regulations” — the HoC regulate office refurbishment? Hope this isn’t affecting her ministering to the very real needs of her constituents!
September 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Talking of the MP for Runcorn, her “office is currently undergoing refurbishment in line with House of Commons regulations” — the HoC regulate office refurbishment? Hope this isn’t affecting her ministering to the very real needs of her constituents!
†2: Judgement Day
September 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
†2: Judgement Day
So the last person didn’t pay? Or don’t sign again to pay for a tip? In a place with a pay kiosk?
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So the last person didn’t pay? Or don’t sign again to pay for a tip? In a place with a pay kiosk?
Apple Weather: No rain tomorrow! I’ll cycle in to work then.
Tomorrow’s weather:
Tomorrow’s weather:
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Apple Weather: No rain tomorrow! I’ll cycle in to work then.
Tomorrow’s weather:
Tomorrow’s weather:
Even tram journeys
August 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Even tram journeys
*Takes a deep draw on the cigarette*
Looks like Windows needs updating again.
Looks like Windows needs updating again.
August 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*Takes a deep draw on the cigarette*
Looks like Windows needs updating again.
Looks like Windows needs updating again.
That’s an iiiiiinteresting topic for a Panini sticker album. #swisswrasslin’
July 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That’s an iiiiiinteresting topic for a Panini sticker album. #swisswrasslin’
One of Glasgow’s worst named.
June 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
One of Glasgow’s worst named.
The fashion line that screams “I want to speak to your manager”.
May 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The fashion line that screams “I want to speak to your manager”.
Lads, I’ve found the peak grumpy Baby Boomer opinion piece.
May 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Lads, I’ve found the peak grumpy Baby Boomer opinion piece.
French? Pah. No strapons for the rich.
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
French? Pah. No strapons for the rich.
Grüezi, oos touchers
March 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Grüezi, oos touchers