markheath1.bsky.social
@markheath1.bsky.social
Seeking a new adage
No Nuzzi November?
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
There’s lovely isn’t it?
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Divisive . . .
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Nietzschean
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nice! Are cruciate days a subset of the knee days, and hamstring days likewise for muscles days, or have you given them their own section?
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You’ll have to try harder if you want me to believe this is parody
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Happy holidays
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social if you’re looking for material?
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Should coincide nicely with my 72 hour NLD countdown anxiety
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Spiderwyck Chronicles
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ebert has just reserved a place for you
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There is a loophole. Ratify a new amendment.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Handy for Milwall away…
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
At least it fixed the immigration issue
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s part of their new “things our staff can buy at their hourly rate” collection
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why endless toilet paper? WTF she doing with the puppy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
“It’s the economy, stupid pedo”
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No one tell him Saka & Eze got the goals for England last night!
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Same guy that “everyone” thought would be better served by going out on loan for minutes rather than training with the best team and coach in the league a few years ago?

Imagine people thinking that about MLS or Nwaneri…
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Channeling Gianmarco Soresi…

Technically a Paedophile is attracted to prepubescent girls. An older man attracted to 15 & 16 year old girls is an Ephebophile.

We tend not to make this distinction because to do so makes you sound like a Paedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
He’s a Maverick
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Follow the money. This leads back to Big Potato
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Same guy released a cover of Peggy Sue. Just saying
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Memories
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM