Dick Cheney.

Hey, if I have to look like a middle aged man I might as well act like one. Besides, bed is awesome.

I got bifocals at 38. 38!

I agree. I feel like someone who doesn't bet and doesn't feel like he has to prove he's a man to anyone there's nothing on ESPN for me.

I haven't had ESPN for 7 years and I haven't missed it once.

When life gives you snow, make snowmen ... ade.

I don't want one because there's no way I'd ever be able to afford keeping it on the road, but if a fully restored one showed up in my driveway with the keys in the ignition, I wouldn't ask many questions.

I mean, that's pretty bad

It definitely was, even from the opposite end of the stadium 😆

Annnd Illinois drove 99 yards for the TD. Mark it down, @sickoscommittee.org

It's my daughter's first time handing out candy in her own house. She probably spent $60-80 on candy and had 7 kids ring the doorbell.

I am more convinced than ever that Luke Fickell will not lose his job this season