Mark Harris
@markharrisco.bsky.social
Loves the USA. Hates this this maga junk. Reformed conservative.
It'd be really funny if "Ruben the Cuban" acted all aggrieved that you implied they had gout.
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It'd be really funny if "Ruben the Cuban" acted all aggrieved that you implied they had gout.
However, it appears you CAN fool 34% of the people 100% of the time.
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
However, it appears you CAN fool 34% of the people 100% of the time.
Republicans, the party of 50 year old white kids and 12 year old black adults and, while we’re at it… “underage women.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Republicans, the party of 50 year old white kids and 12 year old black adults and, while we’re at it… “underage women.”
He struggling to read too.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He struggling to read too.
I keep waiting for the day ANY reporter asks Karoline Levitt about that. “Reducing the price 100% means something is free. What does reducing it 600% mean?”
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I keep waiting for the day ANY reporter asks Karoline Levitt about that. “Reducing the price 100% means something is free. What does reducing it 600% mean?”
She reminds me of an old computer that got a new motherboard and GPU.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She reminds me of an old computer that got a new motherboard and GPU.
So the solution to people not being able to afford health insurance is... to get health insurance?
And a follow-up: Why would health insurance from a big box store be less than health insurance from an actual insurance company?
And a follow-up: Why would health insurance from a big box store be less than health insurance from an actual insurance company?
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So the solution to people not being able to afford health insurance is... to get health insurance?
And a follow-up: Why would health insurance from a big box store be less than health insurance from an actual insurance company?
And a follow-up: Why would health insurance from a big box store be less than health insurance from an actual insurance company?
Is that TV’s Frank?!?!
🤯❤️
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December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is that TV’s Frank?!?!
🤯❤️
🤯❤️
And the cartoon "Underdog" taught ME that when I find myself in a stressful situation, secretly popping a pill will make me strong, confident, and handsome.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And the cartoon "Underdog" taught ME that when I find myself in a stressful situation, secretly popping a pill will make me strong, confident, and handsome.
I hope Judge Kavanaugh gets to see what his “Kavanaugh Stops” look like in real life.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I hope Judge Kavanaugh gets to see what his “Kavanaugh Stops” look like in real life.
I would have liked it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I would have liked it.
I want the NFL to invent a mathematics medal.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I want the NFL to invent a mathematics medal.
I haven't seen breadlines like this since the last time Trump was in office.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I haven't seen breadlines like this since the last time Trump was in office.
I listened to the whole interview, and suggest that no one else does.
Tim Miller was patient and probing and asked good questions, but she was evasive and vague, and a waste of everyone's time.
Tim Miller was patient and probing and asked good questions, but she was evasive and vague, and a waste of everyone's time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I listened to the whole interview, and suggest that no one else does.
Tim Miller was patient and probing and asked good questions, but she was evasive and vague, and a waste of everyone's time.
Tim Miller was patient and probing and asked good questions, but she was evasive and vague, and a waste of everyone's time.
Tim Miller seems like a really good man.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tim Miller seems like a really good man.
Remember when President Obama and his wife went to dinner and show in NYC and the same Fox clowns lost their minds at the cost?
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Remember when President Obama and his wife went to dinner and show in NYC and the same Fox clowns lost their minds at the cost?
Sure, the first one is free, but how is a turkey going to support a $600 day habit?
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sure, the first one is free, but how is a turkey going to support a $600 day habit?
“Is it delicious?”
“Every time.”
“Every time.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Is it delicious?”
“Every time.”
“Every time.”
I’m a Fleegle, but everyone thinks I’m a Snorkie.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m a Fleegle, but everyone thinks I’m a Snorkie.
It’s like the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of… ham and crab.
“You know what this ham needs? Crab meat!”
“You know what this ham needs? Crab meat!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It’s like the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of… ham and crab.
“You know what this ham needs? Crab meat!”
“You know what this ham needs? Crab meat!”
I'm stealing that one.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm stealing that one.
Yeah, let's put that conversation off until next week.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah, let's put that conversation off until next week.