There's this thing, dialectical materialism, a lot of people never heard of it. I know it, I'm maybe the bigliest expert on it, a lot of people are saying so.

Richard II I think. :)

Qui bono?

By one of our leading Futurist artists.

Perfect.

Could do better.

I once travelled to Paris on the Eurostar sitting across the aisle from David and Victoria Coren-Mitchell (cool, internationalist, froody). I don't think that I have ever had a better train journey.

Thank God it's not Shropshire. Good luck Stow.

I was there, but I had forgotten a large number of them.

As a man in very late middle age, and also a punk back in the day, the Kneecap set at Glastonbury reminded me of the energy and anger of the music from 1977.

'Crimea River' anyone?

Very sound advice. Many years ago I innocently began reading Wuthering Heights in the very building, in fact the very bedroom, which Emily Brontë had used as the inspiration for the room in Thrushcross Grange where Kathy's ghost knocks on the window and asks to come in. The book was soon discarded.

Told off, but never anything more than that.

No, no, those were the Stockport riots.

I began to choose comfort over style in my clothing. Cord trousers and Tattersall check shirts. Slippers. You know the drill.