Mark Gorton
@markgorton.bsky.social
Never give up, never surrender…
I’ve just read Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon. I had no idea that, in the right hands, cheese could make me want to wee with laughter despite my pelvic floor muscles being in tip-top shape.
Cheese transmuted into joy.
Somewhere in the darkness there is hope.
Cheese transmuted into joy.
Somewhere in the darkness there is hope.
October 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ve just read Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon. I had no idea that, in the right hands, cheese could make me want to wee with laughter despite my pelvic floor muscles being in tip-top shape.
Cheese transmuted into joy.
Somewhere in the darkness there is hope.
Cheese transmuted into joy.
Somewhere in the darkness there is hope.
magazine.royal-liverpool-golf.com/2025
If you’re not into golf scroll down now.
If you are, with the 153rd Open imminent at Royal Portrush, here’s this year’s online version of the annual magazine published by Royal Liverpool Golf Club at Hoylake.
If you’re not into golf scroll down now.
If you are, with the 153rd Open imminent at Royal Portrush, here’s this year’s online version of the annual magazine published by Royal Liverpool Golf Club at Hoylake.
2025 | Royal Liverpool Golf Club Magazine
magazine.royal-liverpool-golf.com
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
magazine.royal-liverpool-golf.com/2025
If you’re not into golf scroll down now.
If you are, with the 153rd Open imminent at Royal Portrush, here’s this year’s online version of the annual magazine published by Royal Liverpool Golf Club at Hoylake.
If you’re not into golf scroll down now.
If you are, with the 153rd Open imminent at Royal Portrush, here’s this year’s online version of the annual magazine published by Royal Liverpool Golf Club at Hoylake.
A future from my past…
THE FALL
A short science fiction story
gorton.substack.com
April 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A future from my past…
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
More big breaking news from 20 years hence.
THE MICEMAN COMETH? Frozen Walt Disney find fells Disney stock. By Michael Murine
NEWS FROM NOWHERE. Tomorrow’s news today! Dateline: 13/02/2045
open.substack.com
February 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
More big breaking news from 20 years hence.
Let’s make no bones about it, Donald Trump is an unthinking, callous monster.
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Let’s make no bones about it, Donald Trump is an unthinking, callous monster.
Spend a couple of minutes in a future…
FOR WOMB THE BELL TOLLS – by Rosemary Woodhouse
NEWS FROM NOWHERE. Tomorrow's news today! Dateline: 24/01/2045
open.substack.com
January 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Spend a couple of minutes in a future…
Tarnished gold. Breaking sports news..
BRIT GOLD MEDAL STOLEN BY IOC - by Jonathan Cross
NEWS FROM NOWHERE - Tomorrow's news today! Dateline 22/01/2045
open.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tarnished gold. Breaking sports news..
Breaking British news…
GUN GETS DUMB KILLS SEVEN – by Alex Murphy
NEWS FROM NOWHERE - tomorrow's news today! Dateline: 16/04/45
open.substack.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Breaking British news…
An elderly couple’s battle for compensation from a leading virtual tour operator.
TIMESHARE SHARKS – by Burt Wells
NEWS FROM NOWHERE - tomorrow's news today! Dateline 14/01/45
gorton.substack.com
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
An elderly couple’s battle for compensation from a leading virtual tour operator.
NEWS FROM NOWHERE
Tomorrow’s news today!
Dateline 14/01/2045
Tomorrow’s news today!
Dateline 14/01/2045
Mark’s Substack | Mark Gorton | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Mark’s Substack, by Mark Gorton, a Substack publication. Launched an hour ago.
gorton.substack.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
NEWS FROM NOWHERE
Tomorrow’s news today!
Dateline 14/01/2045
Tomorrow’s news today!
Dateline 14/01/2045
Archeological dig in town exposing the past…
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Archeological dig in town exposing the past…
godcolony.bandcamp.com/track/loss-i...
Hello lovers of words and music. Enjoy this Christmas single with a difference and help people recovering from addiction - for just £1.50 or more. You can’t say fairer than that. Transparency: I am 50 per cent responsible for half of God Colony.
Hello lovers of words and music. Enjoy this Christmas single with a difference and help people recovering from addiction - for just £1.50 or more. You can’t say fairer than that. Transparency: I am 50 per cent responsible for half of God Colony.
Loss Is Not Infinite, by Roy, God Colony
track by Roy, God Colony
godcolony.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 PM
godcolony.bandcamp.com/track/loss-i...
Hello lovers of words and music. Enjoy this Christmas single with a difference and help people recovering from addiction - for just £1.50 or more. You can’t say fairer than that. Transparency: I am 50 per cent responsible for half of God Colony.
Hello lovers of words and music. Enjoy this Christmas single with a difference and help people recovering from addiction - for just £1.50 or more. You can’t say fairer than that. Transparency: I am 50 per cent responsible for half of God Colony.
Behaviour like that of Louise Haigh is one reason why my home insurance premium has gone through the roof. Which reminds me: I must put in a claim for that.
December 1, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Behaviour like that of Louise Haigh is one reason why my home insurance premium has gone through the roof. Which reminds me: I must put in a claim for that.
A mate of mine tells me his grandson was impressed by hearing him talking about hip hop - and couldn’t bring himself to tell the youngster he had been describing his recent hip op.
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 AM
A mate of mine tells me his grandson was impressed by hearing him talking about hip hop - and couldn’t bring himself to tell the youngster he had been describing his recent hip op.