Beans Baxter
@markgilboard.bsky.social
Actual human. New Mexico stan. KUNM DJ Music to Soothe the Savage Beast. Husband, Girl dad, seen some shit. I like sports, bars, and sports bars.
Love effing birds but this was the first thing that popped into my head upon reading their post
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Love effing birds but this was the first thing that popped into my head upon reading their post
“Unofficial Results Coming Soon”
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Unofficial Results Coming Soon”
the best year for music is the year you lost your virginity
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the best year for music is the year you lost your virginity
Had to screen shot this, because the headline is too brilliant to last…
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Had to screen shot this, because the headline is too brilliant to last…
You sportsball fans ever see worse chances for your alma mater in a college football game? Go Lobos?
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You sportsball fans ever see worse chances for your alma mater in a college football game? Go Lobos?
Colorado losing another battle in the Green Chile War to NM, again by self-own (spelling it c-h-i-l-i).
July 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Colorado losing another battle in the Green Chile War to NM, again by self-own (spelling it c-h-i-l-i).
ABQ weather dorks (complimentary) did you know that July is our “wettest” month where we’re likely to see rain for a whole FIFTH (almost) of the days?
July 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ABQ weather dorks (complimentary) did you know that July is our “wettest” month where we’re likely to see rain for a whole FIFTH (almost) of the days?
Ladies and gentlemen, The Weekend
June 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, The Weekend
and these were the “headphones”! Just a single, weird hard plastic earpiece…
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
and these were the “headphones”! Just a single, weird hard plastic earpiece…
me walking to elementary school in the late 70’s with one of these literally in my pocket listening to “oldies” on AM.
June 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
me walking to elementary school in the late 70’s with one of these literally in my pocket listening to “oldies” on AM.
The I grew up less than 20 miles from Child World in Chelmsford, MA in the 70’s gene. I bought an Nylint 18-wheeler there once and it was like I had died and gone to heaven.
June 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The I grew up less than 20 miles from Child World in Chelmsford, MA in the 70’s gene. I bought an Nylint 18-wheeler there once and it was like I had died and gone to heaven.
(substitute the margarine for more butter.)
June 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
(substitute the margarine for more butter.)
it pales in comparison but Skip’s in Chelmsford (RIP) used to have a giant milk jug atop the roof…
April 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it pales in comparison but Skip’s in Chelmsford (RIP) used to have a giant milk jug atop the roof…
ABQ Ride does not disappoint. Totally in awe of this guy’s tat.
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
ABQ Ride does not disappoint. Totally in awe of this guy’s tat.
I’m just a lowly caveman lawyer but this seems
bad for democracy and great for dictators who want to be king.
bad for democracy and great for dictators who want to be king.
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m just a lowly caveman lawyer but this seems
bad for democracy and great for dictators who want to be king.
bad for democracy and great for dictators who want to be king.
Even catturd is pissed.
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Even catturd is pissed.
with their Google Maps listing to bridge the rural / smartphone divide now, even though they are miles & miles from anything, tucked in the Sacramento Mtns in the Lincoln National Forest. BTW, I highly recommend that whole White Sands / Alamogordo / Cloudcroft area for exploring if you’re into that…
April 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
with their Google Maps listing to bridge the rural / smartphone divide now, even though they are miles & miles from anything, tucked in the Sacramento Mtns in the Lincoln National Forest. BTW, I highly recommend that whole White Sands / Alamogordo / Cloudcroft area for exploring if you’re into that…
it got
better, almost home
better, almost home
April 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
it got
better, almost home
better, almost home
So much for getting off work
early…
early…
April 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So much for getting off work
early…
early…
These rapid transit busses are supposed to be 10-12 minutes apart. Bad morning to
miss the 7:44 I spose.
miss the 7:44 I spose.
April 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
These rapid transit busses are supposed to be 10-12 minutes apart. Bad morning to
miss the 7:44 I spose.
miss the 7:44 I spose.
do they mean “flagship”? Can I blame it on AI?
April 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
do they mean “flagship”? Can I blame it on AI?
this fucking dinner at Ralph’s in Philly
April 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this fucking dinner at Ralph’s in Philly
the names Amazon’s chinese hat sellers give to their products are a trip: Fadachy, Ladyboy (not to far off fr the nickname of our old pit bull Audie Cornish, “Lady Buddy”) and Freebird89.
April 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the names Amazon’s chinese hat sellers give to their products are a trip: Fadachy, Ladyboy (not to far off fr the nickname of our old pit bull Audie Cornish, “Lady Buddy”) and Freebird89.