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MarkGamed
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expert at misusing programming languages
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they don’t give a shit about how good it is already, they’re adding AI to it whether it improves the experience or not
product photo of the Logitech AI Mouse (WHICH ACTUALLY EXISTS!) featuring a dedicated ChatGPT button, amongst other strange AI-adjacent features including their own proprietary “prompt builder”
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
forgot to actually post about this whoops. i've released my entry to the #FallingBlockJam, in which I believe I have incurred the wrath of God for my crimes.

introducing Project Omni, the *other* kind of game jam:

itch.io/jam/falling-...
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
three
August 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
you can swallow 27,412,280 copies of the entire memory of the Apollo guidance computer in just one bite? finally, an easy way to do that
picture of the Wikipedia article for the Apollo Guidance Computer, which has (36864 ROM + 2048 RAM) words of memory at 15 bits per word. this is then calculated to be equal to 72,960 bytes of memory by a handwritten calculation on the image. (2 TB / 72960 bytes = 27.41 million)
July 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
yoooo did anyone see the new balatro update this month
June 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
you simply have to lock in
picture of an atari tetris cabinet, showing the high score list, in which I just got the 1st place score of 555,886 points
May 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
actually i took this a while ago but never posted it here. opinions on this photo i took with my phone with no precedent for photography
May 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
edited photo of a store display completely full of red coins. signs read "GRANT ORDERED TOO MANY RED COINS SALE" and "BUY 1 GET 7 FREE, $1.99"
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i think my dryer is experiencing time dilation
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
edited twitter screenshot. "my friends in the front of the car: "hey man you good?" / me in the back off the FLIPNIC perc:". the image attached is a picture of the spider crab from said game, with the contrast increased so hard it's just black and white
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i can see myself getting used to it, but what’s up with the code block formatting colours? at least for me I can barely tell some of them apart on certain themes
March 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
flaming text “GameHouse Typo”
March 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Could be worse
“1x1 sudoku”: a single box with the number 1 in it
February 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?”
February 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
tumblr post from prthedisaster: picture of google search history with the entries “tarot booster pack”, “tarot current meta”, “tarot best deck compositions”, “tarot banned cards” reply from dotbalancer: “meta players ruin casual. i swear to fucking god if i go into a psychic booth and they pull out 48 magicians one more time i will start a riot”
February 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i’m not even joking this is my 3ds boot screen
modified picture of Balatro gameplay shown on a 3ds
January 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
okay there we go figured it out
Graph with a horizontal axis of "similarity to actual gambling (%)" and a vertical axis of "age rating (years)". It starts off at around 4y at 0%, peaking sharply at 18y at 40%, nosediving to 2y at 60%, and rising again to 12y at 100%. Points are on the graph: Super Mario 64 DS at (10%, 5y), Balatro and Luck Be a Landlord at (40%, 18y), FIFA at (75%, 3y), and actual poker games at (100%, 12y).
January 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i have a theory
January 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
tetrachroma 100% achievements! good game go play it right now
Steam page for Tetrachroma, showing 58/58 achievements
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Wow that is only barely a six-digit number
Celebrating 10M users: #991,078 (First 10%, joined Sep 13, 2023)
September 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
A screenshot of the Steam page for 4D Golf, of which the description reads: "Explore higher dimensions... with golf! Conquer mind-bending challenges, design your own 4D courses, and unlock new worlds and accessories as you golf your way through the 4th dimension and beyond!"
August 29, 2024 at 7:50 PM