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Just a negative externality trickling down into your marginal rate of technical substitution 😏
You know what would make it even better? A work boot stepping on it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
You know what would make it even better? A work boot stepping on it.
It would turn it into the largest unisex bathroom in the country. More public toilets = good.
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It would turn it into the largest unisex bathroom in the country. More public toilets = good.
That’s not who signed my Antifa card.
(I signed it with a lil heart, be the Antifa you want to see in the world)
(I signed it with a lil heart, be the Antifa you want to see in the world)
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That’s not who signed my Antifa card.
(I signed it with a lil heart, be the Antifa you want to see in the world)
(I signed it with a lil heart, be the Antifa you want to see in the world)
Was gonna say they broke a few eggs to make that but it’s probably vegan.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Was gonna say they broke a few eggs to make that but it’s probably vegan.
I assumed Musk was that one storefront that always has a sign saying it will “opening soon!”
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I assumed Musk was that one storefront that always has a sign saying it will “opening soon!”
Yep, I was trying to help some impacted businesses figure out how to cover their property damages after raids, and the answer was…I dunno.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Yep, I was trying to help some impacted businesses figure out how to cover their property damages after raids, and the answer was…I dunno.
Man, please come back when it’s warm and the ambient fascism is lower. I know low ambient fascism isn’t your regular beat but we’d all love for both of you tell stories and enjoy yourselves.
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Man, please come back when it’s warm and the ambient fascism is lower. I know low ambient fascism isn’t your regular beat but we’d all love for both of you tell stories and enjoy yourselves.
Honestly, if she wants to be governor, she needs to be in the areas overrun by ICE with a whistle in her mouth, soon.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Honestly, if she wants to be governor, she needs to be in the areas overrun by ICE with a whistle in her mouth, soon.
They are hunting people for sport. It’s a normal instinct to insist that they stop, despite the danger.
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 PM
They are hunting people for sport. It’s a normal instinct to insist that they stop, despite the danger.
Me just carrying a Fisher Price xylophone around my neck.
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Me just carrying a Fisher Price xylophone around my neck.
I admit it, our secret weapon is sign up sheets. Minnesotans love sign up sheets.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I admit it, our secret weapon is sign up sheets. Minnesotans love sign up sheets.
They ended with their customary sign off, “Fuck them kids, amen”
before straightening their hoods.
before straightening their hoods.
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
They ended with their customary sign off, “Fuck them kids, amen”
before straightening their hoods.
before straightening their hoods.
Northeast Minneapolis, probably 20-30 gathered to sing.
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Northeast Minneapolis, probably 20-30 gathered to sing.
Hey, I appreciate the sentiment, but the anti-Somali racism started well before the fraud was uncovered. Read the comments on any Alpha News crime watch posting from 2020. It was intentionally seeded and tended to build up to this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hey, I appreciate the sentiment, but the anti-Somali racism started well before the fraud was uncovered. Read the comments on any Alpha News crime watch posting from 2020. It was intentionally seeded and tended to build up to this.
I replied to one this afternoon from a Minnesota politician with, “Read the room. This is evil.”
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I replied to one this afternoon from a Minnesota politician with, “Read the room. This is evil.”
I have gas masks because when MPD gassed the George Floyd protestors, it drifted over to my house. On the anniversary of his death, I take them out and make sure they are still in good shape. Have used them already *in my own house* this year, and have them ready again.
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I have gas masks because when MPD gassed the George Floyd protestors, it drifted over to my house. On the anniversary of his death, I take them out and make sure they are still in good shape. Have used them already *in my own house* this year, and have them ready again.
I can smell the greatness. Oh wait, nope, just chemical irritants again.
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I can smell the greatness. Oh wait, nope, just chemical irritants again.
Is he not a fan of the children in his current home or is it a crate training issue?
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Is he not a fan of the children in his current home or is it a crate training issue?
Did you get a chance to check in with the Whipple Safe Haven folks who care for people released without coats or phones? I have heard tell of them and I want to believe they exist.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Did you get a chance to check in with the Whipple Safe Haven folks who care for people released without coats or phones? I have heard tell of them and I want to believe they exist.
Glad to have you on side. Welcome to the Twin Cities.
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Glad to have you on side. Welcome to the Twin Cities.