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Markětá (New Woman) 🏳️‍⚧️
@marketa.bsky.social
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Later life transition, second try after first derailed in 80s. S: 11/07/22, E: 03/05/23

Retired and F🌈A🌈B🌈U🌈L🌈O🌈U🌈S!!!
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Suspicious headrests
Blue SUV with white balaclavas over the seat headrests, looking like people in balaclavas if you don’t look closer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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American reminder for today:
Voting is like driving; if you want to go backwards choose "R". ...IF you want to move forward choose "D".
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I get cheesecake when it is on sale to include with breakfast - dairy, fruit, carbs from the crust. It’s also something to look forward to when getting out of bed!

Sometimes it is a good choice alongside green eggs and ham.
Green scrambled eggs, green ham, and a slice of cheesecake. I do like them, Sam I am!
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Passing on an editorial cartoon from The Toronto Star from April 12
FOUR IMAGES YOU'LL ONLY GET IF YOU'RE CANADIAN Top Left - a large hand from above setting up three chairs in front of a fireplace, with for someone who likes to rock, a rocking chair in the middle Top Right - Canadian hockey players celebrate a goal against the Soviet Union team Bottom Left - A police car for highway safety following the run of Terry Fox Bottom Right - Goed Downie singing his heart out at his final concert
September 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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actual hair model for an active product in their Nice ‘n Easy line.
3/3
Sample box recreation of Clairol Born Beautiful colour 512 Dark Auburn, featuring a first black transgender model Tracey Africa Norman.
July 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Trans people have a connection to a certain IKEA stuffed toy, the Blahaj. Perchance this might be the reason for Trump’s signing on to anti-trans policies?
A Blahaj leaping toward the camera - IKEA’s stuffed, metre long cuddly shark, which due to its colours of blue, pink and white is popular in the transgender community.
July 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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#IQ45 has spoken about his fear of sharks. Trans people are huge fans of blahajs. Is Trump afraid of the which makes him anti-trans?

Maybe we should post our blahajs en masse to see if we can scare him away.
Blahaj breaking very close to the camera, like Jaws leaping up to the boat in the classic summer blockbuster. Similar to Roy Schieder saying “We’re going to need a bigger boat”, Donald Trump should be saying “I’m going to need bigger diapers!”
June 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Sometimes you just want to Keep Calm and Laugh, sometimes you get to Keep Calm and Love.
Two bottles of Keep Calm wine from the Keep Calm Winery. Both have labels styled on the classic Keep Calm and Carry On posters with a Crown at the top followed by Keep Calm in block letters while the rest is in a handwritten text. On the left is the light green labelled Keep Calm and Laugh Pinot Grigio. On the right is the rainbow labelled Keep Calm and Love Pinot Grigio Blush.
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Happy Pride, Everyone!
@camiracing’s transgender flag and trans woman coming out on a mug, purchased from her Etsy store.
June 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Going riding to get a grail…
Two hollowed out coconut halves - each light enough that they could have individually been carried by single swallows!
May 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Two years ago today
Estradiol pills on “Tit Seeds (with Cock Blockers)” box in sky blue with a rainbow a bikini top drawn on.
May 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Even if this is perfectly accurate, what we saw Saturday mornings was a coyote busy with dynamite, boomerangs, anvils, rockets, guns, glue, etc. Also I am sure that with all the explosions, falls over cliffs, rocks falling on him and the like, the coyote probably limps, slowing him down!
Did you know... Coyotes are faster than roadrunners. Coyotes can reach a top speed of 40 mph (64 km/h) double the roadrunners' 20 mph (32 km/h). A coyote can easily catch a roadrunner, no elaborate traps or fancy contraptions needed.
April 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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In the view of Evangelicals that Trump walks with Christ, may Christ thoroughly baptise him
What would Jesus do? Trump in his long dark coat a step ahead of Jesus in the first frame, both walking on water. In the second frame, only Trump’s flailing arms are seen as Christ vigorously forces him under the water at length.
April 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This weekend was one of an ice storm along a swath of the province. For the trees that survived, it was a rather amazing sight, but many didn’t. Nearing half a million people without power and stretches of many rural roads are impassable.
Piles of large fallen branches dragged to garbage bins, still coated with ice. Dead tree across the street stripped of a third of its branches, many others dangling and ready to fall in next wind. Trees around former girls’ school covered almost to the point of sparkling in ice. Ice covered heavy branch that ripped off the side of a large tree and fell in business front yard.
March 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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How many people passing that had the theme stuck in their head for the rest of the day?
S1/N2 London Underground • Customer information 20th Jan THOUGHT OF THE DAY. I WANT TO LIE, SHIPWRECKED AND COMATOSE. DRINKING FRESH MANGO JUICE, GOLDFISH SHOALS NIBBLING AT MY TOES...
March 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I have added a roommate…
A blahaj is taking up the bedding on me.
March 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Although…
Wipeboard reading: “Hey Christians! Stop performing exorcisms! The demon has entered the body and it is NOT your right to terminate. ‘Life begins at POSSESSION’
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Canada’s response to the tariff threats.
New Orleans snow on statue in response to tariff threats against Canada.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Just made a Dutch oven full of homemade hearty beef vegetable soup - who has their bowl handy?
Hearty thick homemade beef vegetable soup, a whole dutch oven’s worth made from scratch.
January 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Sad news, David Lynch reportedly has died. Had a rather respectable presentation of a transgender FBI agent Denise Bryson, played by David Duchovny, during the first run of Twin Peaks. After an initial deadnaming, everyone just treated Denise as another woman.
Twin Peaks second season David Lynch (centre) with David Duchovny’s transgender character FBI agent Denise Bryson. Other than an initial deadnaming, the character being a woman was taken as fact for the east of the role by everyone.
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Post Your favourite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
Don Adams, as Agent 86 Maxwell Smart, talking on his shoe phone, from the 60s classic comedy Get Smart.
January 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Markětá waving hi! (Empress/Diva). Woke up with one of those grabbing leg cramps, and while it passed, several of the day’s plans went out the window. Instead shopped for replacement sports bras.

I did have a storybook breakfast, however…

I do like green eggs and ham.
Green eggs and ham, with a side of blueberry cheesecake.
January 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This is Markětá (Empress/Diva) listening to the arrival of snow wins. About 30 miles south in Watertown NY, it is expected that six feet of the white stuff will fall from lake effect squalls through the weekend. Here, maybe an inch. It also unduly arms Americans in snowball fights.
Two stacked pyramids of snowballs, ready for a vigorous snowball fight.
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Post a ship that’s not star wars or star trek
The Jupiter Mining Corporation ship Red Dwarf Because… It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere. I’m all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun,fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose Drinking fresh mango juice Goldfish nose nibbling at my toes. Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun. Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Just heard, Alice Brock, Arlo Guthrie’s host one Thanksgiving and who ran Alice’s Restaurant, has died.

https://youtu.be/B_tMzSxvoeA?si=kYmALKoEkfFGoOaU
Alice & Ray, with guest Arlo Guthrie, for another thanksgiving dinner, no accumulation of garbage to be dealt with this time.
November 24, 2024 at 4:37 AM