Mark G
@markedward17.bsky.social
Sommelier, artist & essayist.
“As you can image at the Dept of War, we've got a lot of things to do.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“As you can image at the Dept of War, we've got a lot of things to do.”
Looks like the redactions at scale were impossible, and all this conman creep has left is the classic “look at everything I’ve done for you!” abuser tactic.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Looks like the redactions at scale were impossible, and all this conman creep has left is the classic “look at everything I’ve done for you!” abuser tactic.
Well, it’s now past time to mute “Olivia Nuzzi.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Well, it’s now past time to mute “Olivia Nuzzi.”
Preordered! Bookshop.org thought I might like this title too! 😂
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Preordered! Bookshop.org thought I might like this title too! 😂
“Zero integrity and zero fucks, it’s the Bari Weiss way!”
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Zero integrity and zero fucks, it’s the Bari Weiss way!”
We deserve this respite from the constant horrors. Team Sparkles!
August 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We deserve this respite from the constant horrors. Team Sparkles!
She’s out here getting her nut!
August 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She’s out here getting her nut!
“Buddy, can you believe it? In just 100 days a great economy has been tanked by uncertainty, vital cancer research has been gutted, Canada hates us, and we’re sending people to torture prisons in Central America. You can only imagine the amazing poll numbers!”
April 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Buddy, can you believe it? In just 100 days a great economy has been tanked by uncertainty, vital cancer research has been gutted, Canada hates us, and we’re sending people to torture prisons in Central America. You can only imagine the amazing poll numbers!”
Before and After:
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
April 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Before and After:
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
“Your performance in the “authoritarian challenge” was not compelling, but your Main Stage performance was just incoherent yelling.”
April 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Your performance in the “authoritarian challenge” was not compelling, but your Main Stage performance was just incoherent yelling.”
An interesting juxtaposition to the sub-4Chan horse hockey posted to the White House X account. This has gotten too hot for him to handle, so now he “knows nothing.” Maybe Noem gets the ax. What is particularly galling is this was all predictable…
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
An interesting juxtaposition to the sub-4Chan horse hockey posted to the White House X account. This has gotten too hot for him to handle, so now he “knows nothing.” Maybe Noem gets the ax. What is particularly galling is this was all predictable…
This is AMAZING! Exponentially worse optics than Dukakis in the tank. He looks like a propped up toddler unconsciously mimicking a Caesar salute.
March 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is AMAZING! Exponentially worse optics than Dukakis in the tank. He looks like a propped up toddler unconsciously mimicking a Caesar salute.
Beautiful Godzilla art from @ovaettr.gay!
March 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Beautiful Godzilla art from @ovaettr.gay!
The MF phone definitely knows this, and thus won’t stop glitching.
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The MF phone definitely knows this, and thus won’t stop glitching.