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Mark D
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Vegan, Dogs, Blue Jays, Raptors, Oilers, Cannabis, Garlic bread
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Every time Shane Bieber exercises his player option, Fred gets a pumpkin strip
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, is receiving an off-season bonus treat after Shane Bieber unexpectedly exercises his player option to return to the Blue Jays for another season
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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ERNIE AND GIMENEZ, LETS FUCKIN GOOOO!!
Fred about to chomp into his 4th treat of the night, courtesy yet another clutch hit by Gimenez, bringing in world series hit record holder Ernie Clement
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

BO KNOWS!!!!
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first 3 treats of game 7 of the World Series. Bo Bichette takes a look at the first pitch Ohtani throws him, and takes a shit on it
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Let's go George!!!
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and waits for his first treat of the game, courtesy the elder George Springer, battling through multiple injuries to get his bat on the ball and drive in Barger.
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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FUNDAMENTAL BASEBALL!!
Fred receives yet another treat after IKF does his job and brings in a 6th run
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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BO KNOWS!
5th treat for Fred after another huge hit from Bichette. What a warrior, please come back to us.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Pass ball! Easy treat!
Fred is curled up on a grey ottoman just about to receive treat #4 after a pass ball by LA. Should been a wild pitch.
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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FUNDAMENTAL BASEBALL
Fred cashes in with another snack after Ernie Clement drives in Dalton Varsho, after Teoscar Hernandez reminds us what his defense looks like
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Vladdy!!!! What a start!
Fred quickly gets rewarded with a second treat after back to back home runs, the 2nd from Vladdy Guerrero Jr
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands with his scruffy chest and waits for his first treat of the night, courtesy a bomb by Davis Schneider on the first pitch of the game!!
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The sportsnet feed is back and I'm furious I missed 3 runs. But Fred gets fed.
Fred with 3 more treats after another 3 runs cross the plate. Let's goooooo baby
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Gimenez, let's fuckin goooo
Fred sniffs a pumpkin strip with his big pink nose, and Gimenez comes up with a massive rbi single
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Let's fuckin go Vladdy
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, is curled up on a grey ottoman, with his first two treats of the night in front of him. Vladdy stays hot and gives the Jays an incredibly important lead early in the game. Let's fuckin roll boys
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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BO KNOWS!!
Fred about to munch into the go-ahead treat as Bo Bichette comes up with a massive RBI to take the lead. Vladdy with the run testing Teo's subpar arm from right field.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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FUNDAMENTAL BASEBALL
A big orange pumpkin strip is held in front of Fred's pink nose, after Barger sprints home on a clutch sac fly by Gimenez
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.

THATS MY CAPTAIN!!!
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, sits and patiently waits for his first 3 treats of the night, as the best catcher in the league crushes a ball over the fence to give the Jays a lead
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, munches down on his 1st treat of the evening after Alejandro Kirk does his job, bringing in a run with a sac fly
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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THATS MY CAPTAIN!
Fred bites into a 9th treat after Alejandro mutherfuckin Kirk mashes a solo bomb to continue punishing the Dodgers.
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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BARGER TO THE MOON!! GRAND SLAM IN THE WORLD SERIES!
Fred gets rewarded with 4 more pumpkin strips after a pinch hit Grand slam in the first world series at bat for Addison Barger. What a fuckin legend.
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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GIMENEZ!!!
Fred sniffs yet another snack as Gimenez keeps the line rolling, after a single to the grass.
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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LUKES!!! Great at bat.
Fred looks at treat number 4 with big eyes, after Lukes walks in another run
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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ERNIE!!!
Fred with treat number 3 after Ernie Clement drives in the go ahead run!
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and patiently waits for 2 pumpkin strips that lay on a wood table. Dalton fucking Varsho with the biggest homerun of his life, smashes a ball to center field and tie game 1 of the World Series.
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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SPRINGER TO THE MOON
GEORGE FUCKING SPRINGER SHOVES HIS CRUSHED KNEECAP RIGHT UP THEIR ASSES Fred getting his next 3 treats as George Springer turns himself into a franchise legend with one swing
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.
Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, looks away from the camera and patiently waits for his first treat of the evening. Dalton mutherfuckin Varsho ties the game with a sneaky ground ball, as he brings the hobbled George Springer in from 2nd.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM