Mark DeWitt
markdewitt.bsky.social
Mark DeWitt
@markdewitt.bsky.social
Many interests: Travel, music, concerts, golden doodles, sports cars, Rush, Genesis, U2, non-profit development, and more.
@stubhub.bsky.social App won’t open after updating. How can I get my tickets?
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How many Sackler buildings do you see today? It is indicative of pre/post moral turpitude clauses impacting permanent building names.

#EpsteinFiles
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How’s your Black Friday?

The University of Michigan’s consumer sentiment index rose slightly to 51.0 in November, up from a preliminary 50.3, following the end of the federal shutdown. Despite the modest lift, the reading remains the second-lowest on record.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They were at the top of their game on this live track.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made it through the day without hearing Gordon Lightfoot.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I made my first mixtape in middle school with the help of a teacher, using a reel to reel player.

You’re super jealous?
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey, @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @houserepublicans.bsky.social, how about fasting until you get a deal? You can relate to Americans and the hunger will incentivize you to work together for solutions.

Full belly=empty thoughts. Hungry belly=a hunger to help Americans.
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
AI is reaching a jump the shark moment.

It was fun while it lasted.

Also, how about adding scars or birthmarks? The skin tones are too pure.
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love drug ads that warn “if you smoke or plan to.” Who’s strategizing their smoking plan?
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
To you, is it movement or is it action?
Is it contact or just reaction?
And you, revolution or just resistance?
Is it living, or just existence?
Yeah, you, it takes a little more persistence
To get up and go the distance
September 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TDS Trump Dopey Shutdown
September 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Running with the Devil being played on McDonalds loudspeaker. Wow.

No complaints.
September 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Happy Yes Day! 90125
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
According to the blood donation survey, I’m pretty boring. No tats, multiple partners, transfusions, shared needles, and lengthy travel.
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I loved the Pope’s final roam through Rome. @popefrances.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. @popefrances.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’d like to work a day with an Augusta Masters greens keeper. The course looks spectacular this year.
April 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you’re given a playbook, use it. Roberts is advising not to impeach. Imagine if any of the appeals reach his bench.
March 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hail to the Victors! @umichbball.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Found Iceberg Music on SiriusXM. A buffet of Canadian classic rock.
March 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is it “art of the deal” to tell a negotiator that they don’t have cards?
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reagan never played footsie with Gorbachev. Strength through integrity.
February 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I read class action lawsuits when it appears that I was at least a minor party. It is shocking to see how many lawsuits don’t offer a true remedy, especially in the lower class. The attorney’s fees are well prescribed which demonstrates the motivation.
February 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Listening to Revolver on LP. I vividly remember my next door neighbor with the Yellow Submarine 45. I wanted it so badly.
February 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I finally finished the SNL 50th. We don’t deserve Paul McCartney. What a gift.
February 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM