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"No one understands a word this guy is saying," except, of course, the 500+ million Spanish speakers in the world.
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"No one understands a word this guy is saying," except, of course, the 500+ million Spanish speakers in the world.
The best sign of Mike Macdonald's elite-tier coaching is he got great reps out of Jobe, Drake Thomas, and Ty Okada.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The best sign of Mike Macdonald's elite-tier coaching is he got great reps out of Jobe, Drake Thomas, and Ty Okada.
To make it more entertaining, the coaches each call plays for the other team. Who can sabotage the other side more effectively? Also, no punting.
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
To make it more entertaining, the coaches each call plays for the other team. Who can sabotage the other side more effectively? Also, no punting.
You can't expect professional sportswriters to watch games on the west coast. They get sleepy.
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
You can't expect professional sportswriters to watch games on the west coast. They get sleepy.
Chicks love the long ball.
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Chicks love the long ball.
"Rights are for me; responsibilities are for you."
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"Rights are for me; responsibilities are for you."
James Cook letting it be known that he's getting the last slice of pizza from now on. "Oh, you want that piece? Do you have a NFL rushing title? I didn't think so!"
January 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
James Cook letting it be known that he's getting the last slice of pizza from now on. "Oh, you want that piece? Do you have a NFL rushing title? I didn't think so!"
"DVOA loves the Seahawks but here's my cherry-picked reasons for remaining attached to my preconceptions."
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"DVOA loves the Seahawks but here's my cherry-picked reasons for remaining attached to my preconceptions."
Josh Allen: not noteworthy at 3.9%.
Sam Darnold: Highlight-worthy at 4.0%.
Sam Darnold: Highlight-worthy at 4.0%.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Josh Allen: not noteworthy at 3.9%.
Sam Darnold: Highlight-worthy at 4.0%.
Sam Darnold: Highlight-worthy at 4.0%.
Such a bad-faith take. If she'd dressed down, the headline would be calling her shabby and disrespectful.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Such a bad-faith take. If she'd dressed down, the headline would be calling her shabby and disrespectful.
...against the Seahawks defense.
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
...against the Seahawks defense.
Still smarting over that NFC Championship loss to the Seahawks.
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Still smarting over that NFC Championship loss to the Seahawks.
The Panthers drafted about three-fourths of a QB and got half of a passing offense out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The Panthers drafted about three-fourths of a QB and got half of a passing offense out of it.
I hear that internally they refer to it as "losing least."
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I hear that internally they refer to it as "losing least."
Same as always: he got distracted by something shiny.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Same as always: he got distracted by something shiny.
The Shedeur truthers are one of the more tedious elements of this year's fandom.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Shedeur truthers are one of the more tedious elements of this year's fandom.
Factual correctness is too woke.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Factual correctness is too woke.
Another chance to run ineffectually into the line coming up here...
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Another chance to run ineffectually into the line coming up here...
Like a broken clock, analytics skeptics expect to be proven right if they just wait long enough.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Like a broken clock, analytics skeptics expect to be proven right if they just wait long enough.
There are two parts to the job of NFL GM: doing the job and keeping the job. Schoen is not good at the first part, but seemingly excellent at the second.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There are two parts to the job of NFL GM: doing the job and keeping the job. Schoen is not good at the first part, but seemingly excellent at the second.
"It's time for Jameis Winston" is a phrase that peaked in 2015 and has been in steady decline ever since.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"It's time for Jameis Winston" is a phrase that peaked in 2015 and has been in steady decline ever since.
And also gave Daniel Jones a monster contract after one good season. That decision is looking a little better now that Jones is playing well for a different team, but it was still malpractice when he had the franchise tag sitting right there.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And also gave Daniel Jones a monster contract after one good season. That decision is looking a little better now that Jones is playing well for a different team, but it was still malpractice when he had the franchise tag sitting right there.
Dead man walking GM to hire a coach for the next GM to fire in two or three years.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dead man walking GM to hire a coach for the next GM to fire in two or three years.