Mark Cockerton
@markcockerton.bsky.social
45 years in NHS. Had enough of the appalling racism and Islamophobia on Twitter, which is unchecked.
Follow back nice friendly folk (racists need not apply).
Up the Tigers!
Follow back nice friendly folk (racists need not apply).
Up the Tigers!
Dear Sky
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dear Sky
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
I’m cancelling my SkySports subscription because Gary Neville said bad things about angry middle age white men and the lovely flags which are my best friends.
Must go as I’ve a flag waiting for me.
“Australia, Canada, Colombia, Mexico, Panama and USA won’t let me into their country as I’m a threat to their national security given my string of clinical convictions”.
September 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Australia, Canada, Colombia, Mexico, Panama and USA won’t let me into their country as I’m a threat to their national security given my string of clinical convictions”.
“I’M IN LONDON.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I’M IN LONDON.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
HAVING TO SHOUT AS THERE’S 3 MILLION PEOPLE HERE WHO SAY THEY’RE TAKING ARE CUNTRY BACK”.
“I want are cuntry back. I’ll have an onion bhaji and a couple of those delicious looking pakoras while I’m waiting for you to get deported”.
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“I want are cuntry back. I’ll have an onion bhaji and a couple of those delicious looking pakoras while I’m waiting for you to get deported”.
“On my way to roundabout painting training, I saw some of my voters hanging flags outside homes and businesses of people who looked a bit foreign. I stopped to help. Unfortunately my trousers fell down and my penis got tangled up in the flag for a while.
It’s not what it seems”.
It’s not what it seems”.
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“On my way to roundabout painting training, I saw some of my voters hanging flags outside homes and businesses of people who looked a bit foreign. I stopped to help. Unfortunately my trousers fell down and my penis got tangled up in the flag for a while.
It’s not what it seems”.
It’s not what it seems”.
“So, what did you do this weekend?”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“So, what did you do this weekend?”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“Well, first of all I got pissed in Wetherspoons. Then I rose up and decided to take are cuntree back”.
“Wow! What did you do”.
“Well first of all, I shouted at a hotel. Then I painted are flag on a roundabout”.
“Err…”.
“It’s Nigel. He’s offered me a job painting roundabouts”.
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“It’s Nigel. He’s offered me a job painting roundabouts”.
“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.
August 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.
You’ll have taken that blue and yellow flag out of your window after Sunday.
August 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You’ll have taken that blue and yellow flag out of your window after Sunday.
Loving this Clacton tourist poster.
July 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Loving this Clacton tourist poster.
“TV appearances by Farage, sir. You hope you’ve seen the last of them but still they keep coming.”
July 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“TV appearances by Farage, sir. You hope you’ve seen the last of them but still they keep coming.”
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to not wanting to lower the voting age because you know most young people aren’t racist?
July 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to not wanting to lower the voting age because you know most young people aren’t racist?
Rishi Sunak. What first attracted you to calling a General Election the day after a judge said the super injunction covering up the Tory’s Afghan debacle should be lifted?
July 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Rishi Sunak. What first attracted you to calling a General Election the day after a judge said the super injunction covering up the Tory’s Afghan debacle should be lifted?
Who is old enough to remember the Daily Mail cheerleading for Brexit? The same Brexit that ended the Dublin Agreement, and lost the U.K. access to the EU fingerprint system? The same Brexit that supercharged small boat crossings which were negligible before then?
July 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who is old enough to remember the Daily Mail cheerleading for Brexit? The same Brexit that ended the Dublin Agreement, and lost the U.K. access to the EU fingerprint system? The same Brexit that supercharged small boat crossings which were negligible before then?
“Reform MPs sir. Horrible buggers fighting amongst themselves, no discipline or plans. Just 4 of them left but you’d think there were thousands of them by the amount of coverage they get.”
July 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Reform MPs sir. Horrible buggers fighting amongst themselves, no discipline or plans. Just 4 of them left but you’d think there were thousands of them by the amount of coverage they get.”
Mr Farage. Just one more thing. Reform’s first MP, a former Corbyn supporter had been suspended by the Tory party for being racist. Rupert Lowe was expelled. Now McMurdock is being investigated for dodgy Covid loans. Is there something rotten at the heart of Reform? Mr Farage?
July 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Mr Farage. Just one more thing. Reform’s first MP, a former Corbyn supporter had been suspended by the Tory party for being racist. Rupert Lowe was expelled. Now McMurdock is being investigated for dodgy Covid loans. Is there something rotten at the heart of Reform? Mr Farage?
What’s that Skippy? They’ve started to investigate dodgy Covid loans? Best if my lot keep their heads down for a while? Thanks Skip.
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
What’s that Skippy? They’ve started to investigate dodgy Covid loans? Best if my lot keep their heads down for a while? Thanks Skip.
It’s from Nigel. He needs someone to count how many MPs he has left. He’s asked me to help!
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s from Nigel. He needs someone to count how many MPs he has left. He’s asked me to help!
Nigel, now say: ‘we have really strong vetting procedures for our MPs’.
July 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nigel, now say: ‘we have really strong vetting procedures for our MPs’.
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to letting any old crooked bastard with a chequered past stand as a Reform MP?
July 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to letting any old crooked bastard with a chequered past stand as a Reform MP?
“The day before I was due to appear at Glastonbury I asked people to give Nigel Farage a chance, handily reminding everyone that back in the day I said the same about Enoch Powell.”
June 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
“The day before I was due to appear at Glastonbury I asked people to give Nigel Farage a chance, handily reminding everyone that back in the day I said the same about Enoch Powell.”
We asked 100 people to name a well-known philosopher.
You said ‘Rod Stewart’.
Our survey said …
You said ‘Rod Stewart’.
Our survey said …
June 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
We asked 100 people to name a well-known philosopher.
You said ‘Rod Stewart’.
Our survey said …
You said ‘Rod Stewart’.
Our survey said …
Multimillionaire Rod Stewart has decided he quite likes Nigel Farage now, since he announced his scheme for tax cuts for multimillionaires.
Altogether now:
🎶 If you want my taxes, and you think I’m greedy 🎶
🎶 Come on, Glasto tell me so 🎶
Altogether now:
🎶 If you want my taxes, and you think I’m greedy 🎶
🎶 Come on, Glasto tell me so 🎶
June 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Multimillionaire Rod Stewart has decided he quite likes Nigel Farage now, since he announced his scheme for tax cuts for multimillionaires.
Altogether now:
🎶 If you want my taxes, and you think I’m greedy 🎶
🎶 Come on, Glasto tell me so 🎶
Altogether now:
🎶 If you want my taxes, and you think I’m greedy 🎶
🎶 Come on, Glasto tell me so 🎶
You f*cking idiot. Most people had forgotten Rod fucking Stewart praised Enoch in the ‘70s and said there was too many immigrants over here. We’d rebuilt his reputation and it took f*cking decades. Now you’ve ruined it again letting him say we should give Farage a f*cking chance.
June 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You f*cking idiot. Most people had forgotten Rod fucking Stewart praised Enoch in the ‘70s and said there was too many immigrants over here. We’d rebuilt his reputation and it took f*cking decades. Now you’ve ruined it again letting him say we should give Farage a f*cking chance.
“I know what you’re thinking Lassie, but Rupert is down to his last £30 million and vets are expensive”.
June 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“I know what you’re thinking Lassie, but Rupert is down to his last £30 million and vets are expensive”.