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I can't think of one speech he's given in the past year where he didn't slip into this exact same riff.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Typos everywhere in his emails. No spell check or proof reading used.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 PM
It was holstered. An ICE agent removed it from the holster before the shooting. It’s on video. Believe what you see.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is the proud boys moment. They’ve been waiting for this. All the good ones were fired a year ago.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I found the answer to my question. He has a degree from Auburn. Good for him.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Has he graduated from any of the schools he attended?
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Standard steering
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Not a bad strategy
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
He’s the emperor has no clothes comes to life.
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
He probably needs to be worried about the Lions inability to win important games.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Jefferson was wide open as well. The ball hit him in the hands.
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
That is such BS. There is a lot of money to be made selling a product that removes orange make-up from the lips of Trump sycophants.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He knew he was there as a check down.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
#2, wide open.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
He loses the ball on the first hole and finishes his round shooting two.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Kylie had 17. Don't be short-changing her!
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Like when this guy dated Lebron’s mom.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If I ran the team, I would not want two of my best players in a relationship. Can you imagine the awkwardness if they broke up?
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who wants the least expensive healthcare option? You want the best. It's stupid to the think people are going to shop these services, particularly when it's a medical emergency.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Early voting started September 19, so there has been plenty of time to cast a ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You can if you’re in line before 7.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Did Barron short it?
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Bugeaters do nothing original.
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Racists
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM