Very well played!

I believe she goes by Sharess now, if I’m remembering my Forgotten Realms lore correctly.

I’ll see myself out.

¡Viva la revolución!

My other fav didn’t like being a mid in the Royal Navy. So he convinced some enlisted sailors to desert, they stole an open boat and sailed to the U.S.

Tbh, with leadership chops like that he could’ve done well for himself in the Navy. Anyway, he ended up a dirt farmer in Kansas. 🤣

Well, after my mom passed, the family genealogy fell to me, so my question is how much time ya got?

One of my favorite is the Dutch woman who married a Puritan and fled to the New World because her dad was invited to dinner with the French King and lost his head (literally). Play the cards you got.

Dudes have come home from the wars and not been ridden as hard as Bongino is riding [redacted].

Ah, tell me you’re a member of the tribe, without saying you’re a member of the tribe!

Congrats to both of you! Also, does this make you two officially a power-couple?

Seconded. Being a grown up requires acknowledging the truth that there are no cool kids.

Ernst Runt…feckin’ dying over here. Well done man.