markcerritelli.bsky.social
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Not that I think it could happen on either side, but I imagine “Emanuel vs Vance” is a scenario they play on repeat at gitmo to prevent prisoners from sleeping.
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I know a human didn’t write any of that, but is still odd seeing words strung together that requires some effort to parse. Like ancient poetry.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reminds me of the classic Mac guidance that such button choices should be the action, not yes or no. (Do you want to delete these items? The confirm button says “delete”, not “yes”).
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One thing is that none stood up to him in the moment, defending their American Journalist peer against a weak human destroying the world.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Famously you had rights issues with the early comic.

Was this a standard optioning contract or did you explicitly make sure you’d get back what you made?
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I doubt they actually have a comprehensive 3d scan. I assume it was extremely rushed and missing tons of data.
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So this is the list of donors who will pay to rebuild the white house in a few years, right?
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I did a 3d scan of my grandparents house before it was sold. No way any proper documentation audit occurred.

Which leads to another thought, what priceless American artifacts have disappeared from there?
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Basically sober. I miss the taste, but not being drunk.

…or does the chemical effect of alcohol alter the subjective taste..
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wow that’s really hard to tell. Looking at it closely, the candy acts weird (mostly stays in bowl, sticks to table).
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They don’t want to own things, they want to own us.
September 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Now I really want to get my Virtual Boy fixed.
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Did he work his arms to make them look specifically cloud-like?
August 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM