SNL 50 please usher in a Ana Gasteyer-aissance because there is not enough RESPECT on her NAME

I took the Substance as a 27 year old and a baby came out

But the baby... gorgeous

Baby Nessarose is a star on the rise

I loved Elphaba and Her Evil Non-Binary Schoolmates

As Matt Gaetz is unable to fulfill his duties, Coco Montrese will take over his role as AG for the remainder of the term.

Public transport needs mood lighting past 7:30 just to sex it up a bit

Abuela:
“In downtown Havana, my mom brought me into a bar so I could see Ernest Hemingway because he’s a very important man”

My mom when I casually referenced this story 2 years later:
“She made that shit up!”

I’m Fozzie Bearing it (full nude except for accessories)

My mom on her sorority experience:

“I don’t feel like I was hazed, I love to be surprised”

If a celebrity flashes their veneers at a step and repeat it actually means they’re very very scared

Approach with caution

If you can’t enjoy the subtle majesty of finding a cool rock then fuck you

Wicked Part 1