It's meteorological autumn here so time for the annual outing for my ditty in honour of the incomparable @strictlymissbrown.bsky.social (with continuing apologies to Keats)...

What happens when @strictlymissbrown.bsky.social has carte blanche to punish you as she sees fit... 😬🤢🔥

Reminiscences of an aging masochist... Not all resolutions are kept...

Time for another festive ditty... To the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy"...

Time to start getting into the festive spirit with some jingling bells...

I must have done something really bad to annoy the vanilla gods... I've now gone down with a bloody cold...at the worst possible time...😡😡

Musings of a masochist in anticipation of a forthcoming appointment...

It's been nearly five frustrating months since my last thrashing... Less than two weeks to wait now until my next appointment with Strictly Miss Brown... Fingers crossed there'll be no transport disruptions this time and I'll leave suitably repentant...

Bloody hell! It's cold back here in the UK. 🥶 I need to find a reliable heat source pdq 🔥