I'm guessing that was at about a half liter per second.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm guessing that was at about a half liter per second.
Ironically, Joseph's seeing disappointingly few "Likes."
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ironically, Joseph's seeing disappointingly few "Likes."
Brut soap on a (g)rope, perhaps?
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Brut soap on a (g)rope, perhaps?
Perhaps also consider making the pilgrimage to Self-Dealey Plaza.
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Perhaps also consider making the pilgrimage to Self-Dealey Plaza.
$150K? It's tempting to say "they really stick it to you," but I wouldn't want to be crudités.
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
$150K? It's tempting to say "they really stick it to you," but I wouldn't want to be crudités.
87%, 700%... Tomato, to-mah-to.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
87%, 700%... Tomato, to-mah-to.
When the FUCK are Dems going to wake up to the notion that factoring truth, transparency, and genuine self-examination into their political calculus is how they'll win.
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When the FUCK are Dems going to wake up to the notion that factoring truth, transparency, and genuine self-examination into their political calculus is how they'll win.
Wow. Looks almost like a Néstor Canavarro illustration.
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wow. Looks almost like a Néstor Canavarro illustration.
Jesus, this post reads like too-soon parody, it's that fucking surreal.
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jesus, this post reads like too-soon parody, it's that fucking surreal.
Hard pass is right. Her campaign of margin chasing Cheney humping bullshit was political malpractice in the extreme.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hard pass is right. Her campaign of margin chasing Cheney humping bullshit was political malpractice in the extreme.
Because one's true calling doesn't punch a time clock, figuratively speaking.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Because one's true calling doesn't punch a time clock, figuratively speaking.
Who? This week's winning contestant on The Nap-prentice.
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Who? This week's winning contestant on The Nap-prentice.
Fifty bucks? Excellent! Does Kohl's carry gold filigree?
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fifty bucks? Excellent! Does Kohl's carry gold filigree?
That would imply the necessity for a server farm-sized manger for energy hog baby Jesus... I like it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That would imply the necessity for a server farm-sized manger for energy hog baby Jesus... I like it.
Guarantee you at this point the dog's more continent.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Guarantee you at this point the dog's more continent.
Looks like he hung the near miss-letoe.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Looks like he hung the near miss-letoe.
Probably as they pictured him doing wheelchair donuts of approval.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Probably as they pictured him doing wheelchair donuts of approval.
The whole premise of a progressive income tax system is that yes, there is necessarily a ceiling. Without mechanisms of wealth compression, there is no hope for a sustainable democracy.
Jeffries is clearly every bit as somnambular and out of touch with present day reality as Trump.
Jeffries is clearly every bit as somnambular and out of touch with present day reality as Trump.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The whole premise of a progressive income tax system is that yes, there is necessarily a ceiling. Without mechanisms of wealth compression, there is no hope for a sustainable democracy.
Jeffries is clearly every bit as somnambular and out of touch with present day reality as Trump.
Jeffries is clearly every bit as somnambular and out of touch with present day reality as Trump.
Jesus, I'm pretty sure FDR looked better at Yalta.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Jesus, I'm pretty sure FDR looked better at Yalta.
Like a patient adult being photographed with a problem child.
While it's only my impression, I sense that Mamdani might very well be among the most morally competent and emotionally intelligent politicians on the national stage.
And I say that with all due respect to AOC, Sanders, Warren et al.
While it's only my impression, I sense that Mamdani might very well be among the most morally competent and emotionally intelligent politicians on the national stage.
And I say that with all due respect to AOC, Sanders, Warren et al.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Like a patient adult being photographed with a problem child.
While it's only my impression, I sense that Mamdani might very well be among the most morally competent and emotionally intelligent politicians on the national stage.
And I say that with all due respect to AOC, Sanders, Warren et al.
While it's only my impression, I sense that Mamdani might very well be among the most morally competent and emotionally intelligent politicians on the national stage.
And I say that with all due respect to AOC, Sanders, Warren et al.
I can only assume this means the Second Amendment goes into effect during the first trimester?
Mind little Colton Jr.'s fontanelle with those ejected shell casings there, Dad.
Mind little Colton Jr.'s fontanelle with those ejected shell casings there, Dad.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I can only assume this means the Second Amendment goes into effect during the first trimester?
Mind little Colton Jr.'s fontanelle with those ejected shell casings there, Dad.
Mind little Colton Jr.'s fontanelle with those ejected shell casings there, Dad.
Makes sense that Trump's supporters prefer seeing in their own reflection this surgically manufactured, floridly grotesque and unfuckably lifeless, inflatable pool float aesthetic than to look honestly at themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Makes sense that Trump's supporters prefer seeing in their own reflection this surgically manufactured, floridly grotesque and unfuckably lifeless, inflatable pool float aesthetic than to look honestly at themselves.
CIA logistics, mob shooters and ground support, Hoover at the FBI riding shotgun on the cover-up. And while he wasn't just some rando innocent bystander who was scapegoated, Oswald never fired a shot.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
CIA logistics, mob shooters and ground support, Hoover at the FBI riding shotgun on the cover-up. And while he wasn't just some rando innocent bystander who was scapegoated, Oswald never fired a shot.
It's doubtful, but maybe—just maybe— he thought he was quoting from "Operation Charlotte's Web". But regardless, yeah, that should be his epitaph.
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's doubtful, but maybe—just maybe— he thought he was quoting from "Operation Charlotte's Web". But regardless, yeah, that should be his epitaph.