Mark Blankenship
@markblankenship.bsky.social
Bylines and other work at markgblankenship.com. If you lived inside my mind, you'd be home by now.
Despite Tone Loc's advice, I do the wild thing for free!
July 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Despite Tone Loc's advice, I do the wild thing for free!
Only 5.5 million hollers to go!
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Only 5.5 million hollers to go!
Damn! You're right. I overlooked that one somehow, and it's one of my favorite examples of a weird #1 hit!
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Damn! You're right. I overlooked that one somehow, and it's one of my favorite examples of a weird #1 hit!
Funnily enough, "scattering sugar on my floors" is my favorite euphemism for something you'd like the exterminator to do.
July 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Funnily enough, "scattering sugar on my floors" is my favorite euphemism for something you'd like the exterminator to do.
Oh, I did! Naturally, I played all of them in reverse chronological order.
July 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh, I did! Naturally, I played all of them in reverse chronological order.
I got 19/22. I feel great about that!
July 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I got 19/22. I feel great about that!
I've heard rumors!
June 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've heard rumors!