Saint Cecilia, Madonna and child reunion, Diamonds on the souls of her shoes…

Actually it's only half a joke, I think that unless you're really good, a concoction of chopped tomatoes, onion, garlic, herbs, seasoning, maybe peppers - how is that going to be much better done yourself that out of (one of the better) jars? Life's too short imho

Open a jar?

I’ll see myself out…

You sure that’s a bible they’re holding? Looks like a pint to me. Well chilled.

Must be nice to see a former patient doing well

Picky, but I think it’s Whitehill Point. Still referred to by Tyne VTS when directing traffic up and down the river.