Mark Syzum
@mark-sysum.bsky.social
Socialist, car guy, animal advocate, vegetarian and grumpy old man
Hey! Don't bash moose fucking until you have tried it!
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey! Don't bash moose fucking until you have tried it!
Wonder who's side Trump will be on
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wonder who's side Trump will be on
Pay me and you get a pardon. Don't pay me and you go to prison.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pay me and you get a pardon. Don't pay me and you go to prison.
The good news is if you send another $100 you can be upgraded to version 2 of the phone.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The good news is if you send another $100 you can be upgraded to version 2 of the phone.
Too bad Trump is deporting them just when they're needed most
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Too bad Trump is deporting them just when they're needed most
One word...
Socialism
Socialism
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One word...
Socialism
Socialism
If AI learns to play golf, it could replace the president and the CEO's of most companies.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If AI learns to play golf, it could replace the president and the CEO's of most companies.
A lot of people say he was treated very badly. /s
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A lot of people say he was treated very badly. /s
If she were still alive, she would probably be defecting to some other country and denouncing Trumps regime.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If she were still alive, she would probably be defecting to some other country and denouncing Trumps regime.
Musk was bullshitting everyone on how soon Robo taxis will be ready? I am so shocked.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Musk was bullshitting everyone on how soon Robo taxis will be ready? I am so shocked.
So to solve the problem he gutted the orgs that help the poor.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So to solve the problem he gutted the orgs that help the poor.
You think that's crazy? When I was a kid people used to go to restaurants where they could eat dinner in their cars.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You think that's crazy? When I was a kid people used to go to restaurants where they could eat dinner in their cars.
Good news and bad news.
Bad news is no phones will be delivered.
Good news is you can get version 2 if you send another deposit.
Bad news is no phones will be delivered.
Good news is you can get version 2 if you send another deposit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Good news and bad news.
Bad news is no phones will be delivered.
Good news is you can get version 2 if you send another deposit.
Bad news is no phones will be delivered.
Good news is you can get version 2 if you send another deposit.
We bought phones in 1955 for $15 and hoarded them for 20 or 30 years. Didn't hurt the economy one bit. Greedy phone sellers today just want to sell you the same phone over and over again.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We bought phones in 1955 for $15 and hoarded them for 20 or 30 years. Didn't hurt the economy one bit. Greedy phone sellers today just want to sell you the same phone over and over again.
We hoarded the $15 phones we bought in 1955 for 20 or 30 years and it didn't hurt the economy one bit. The real problem is phone sellers today are so greedy they want to sell you the same phone over and over again.
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We hoarded the $15 phones we bought in 1955 for 20 or 30 years and it didn't hurt the economy one bit. The real problem is phone sellers today are so greedy they want to sell you the same phone over and over again.
Holding on to a $15 phone for 30 years didn't wreck the economy in the 50's. 60's and 70's, so why does it do it now?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Holding on to a $15 phone for 30 years didn't wreck the economy in the 50's. 60's and 70's, so why does it do it now?
Just wait until billionaires have the supreme courts rule robots are people and they are allowed to vote.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just wait until billionaires have the supreme courts rule robots are people and they are allowed to vote.
Stop bashing my online girlfriend. She's the only one who understands me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Stop bashing my online girlfriend. She's the only one who understands me.
Cant believe so many deomcrats have been brainwashed to hate this guy. Fuck centrism.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cant believe so many deomcrats have been brainwashed to hate this guy. Fuck centrism.