Mark Murphy
@mark-murphy.bsky.social
Did women ruin gambling?
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did women ruin gambling?
Never! It’s hard to ignore something this obvious, but they manage.
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Never! It’s hard to ignore something this obvious, but they manage.
Alternate cover for Fly by Night.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Alternate cover for Fly by Night.
Will Obama even be in town that day?
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Will Obama even be in town that day?
Would it kill them to run a Cousins-Cozens-Cousins line for one night?
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Would it kill them to run a Cousins-Cozens-Cousins line for one night?
Counterpoint: the WORST tickler.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Counterpoint: the WORST tickler.
Someone’s going to flip the board over?
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Someone’s going to flip the board over?
Took me a minute. But I got it. That is early.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Took me a minute. But I got it. That is early.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ex Machina was not supposed to be a trailer for the 2020s.
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ex Machina was not supposed to be a trailer for the 2020s.
Good news, no earned runs for the next 10 pitches!
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Good news, no earned runs for the next 10 pitches!
Speed Enforced by Aircraft
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Speed Enforced by Aircraft
Got an Audubon ad with this story. Nice touch NYT.
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Got an Audubon ad with this story. Nice touch NYT.
They could just serve the strongest possible cocktail sauce, and also serve additional horseradish.
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They could just serve the strongest possible cocktail sauce, and also serve additional horseradish.
Shits but no giggles?
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shits but no giggles?
Deicer. This is too easy.
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Deicer. This is too easy.
Somebody call this guy!
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Somebody call this guy!
Quebec one step closer to NHL team.
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Quebec one step closer to NHL team.
Ceci n’est pas une porte.
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ceci n’est pas une porte.
Signed, Brave Sir Robin
August 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Signed, Brave Sir Robin
Understandable; they’re known for their coverage of the beat:
theonion.com/july-21-1969...
theonion.com/july-21-1969...
July 21, 1969
https://store.theonion.com/collections/vintage-collection/products/man-walks-on-moon-t-shirt
theonion.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Understandable; they’re known for their coverage of the beat:
theonion.com/july-21-1969...
theonion.com/july-21-1969...
Where is Pink Lady on this scale?
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Where is Pink Lady on this scale?
Seriously, is there a setting to not do this. Evil.
July 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Seriously, is there a setting to not do this. Evil.