Mark_MH
@mark-mh.bsky.social
(Semi-Ret.) Atty, & IT/Social Studies Educator. ED for a Media Literacy non-profit foundation, I write (here, @Substack, Fediverse, & elsewhere). Surprise creator of #AISkepticYoda. I am the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse. No refunds *Caution Live Bees*
It's $7TT, toxically positive, Magic 8-Ball that can't do math, foregoes all privacy, loses money ea. time you use it, promotes suicide, & runs on the world's oceans.
#SharkTAInk pitch: But...it *might* come to life and decide to kill us all—so let's invest so we can be in the room when it does!
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#SharkTAInk pitch: But...it *might* come to life and decide to kill us all—so let's invest so we can be in the room when it does!
🤯
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's $7TT, toxically positive, Magic 8-Ball that can't do math, foregoes all privacy, loses money ea. time you use it, promotes suicide, & runs on the world's oceans.
#SharkTAInk pitch: But...it *might* come to life and decide to kill us all—so let's invest so we can be in the room when it does!
🤯
#SharkTAInk pitch: But...it *might* come to life and decide to kill us all—so let's invest so we can be in the room when it does!
🤯
And, yes, this is the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And, yes, this is the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.
Well done, Ron. Happy Birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're getting longer...
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Well done, Ron. Happy Birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're getting longer...
...That's the trouble with these things; you gotta' keep an eye on 'em every minute..."
—Jeff Goldblum, in The Big Chill (1983)
—Jeff Goldblum, in The Big Chill (1983)
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
...That's the trouble with these things; you gotta' keep an eye on 'em every minute..."
—Jeff Goldblum, in The Big Chill (1983)
—Jeff Goldblum, in The Big Chill (1983)