Shawn here to say if your human fractures the first knuckle of her middle finger, make sure she then encounters a giant truck with a trump flag so she can show him her wrapped finger. If you need to break your human's middle finger to make this a reality, shawn gives you permission.

Shawn here to ponder how peacefully showing support for Sudan or Gaza results in a lifetime ban to nfl sportsing, but the President can attend the Superbowl after calling for the ethnic cleansing of 2 million humans.

Shawn here to inform you to reach out to your federal representatives and tell them to tell the executive branch to fucking knock it off.

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Scroll to see Shawn. Shawn here to remind you of that time Trump tried to ban TikTok. Shawn is curious if Trump remembers this. Shawn is worried about Americans, but he has more pressing issues, like why the neighbor's cat disrespectfully pees in his front yard.

Shawn is exhausted after he sent so many thoughts and prayers to the NRA after learning of their financial woes. He will be keeping them in his heart as they go through these tough times.

Cypress. Her neck caruncles always look like they should be part of a stress squish ball. But i don't actually squeeze them because, rude.

Dino is a top notch turkey, living his best life in sanctuary.