I've been making a lot of jokes about religion as of late and people keep telling me I'm going to hell.

Honestly, looking at my heating bills, I wouldn't really mind getting there sooner rather than later.

Meanwhile come see "50 ways Jesus (almost) ruined my life" on tour so those bills get paid.

Happy holidays to every single service worker that has to politely smile every time a customer tells them "omg I can't believe you're working today"

You all deserve military pensions. I said what I said.

Am I reaching my target audience? No.

Am I however incredibly proud of this achievement? You bet!

God isn't real, but this absolutely blasphemous comedy show totally is.

And in February it's going to Ireland.
marivolar.com/50-ways-jesus-show

Ladies, instead of looking for a strong man, be a strong man.

Your sincerely,
The eldest daughter raised on a farm

Why hasn't capitalism created more holidays with appropriate indoor tree decor?

I've just spent €40 on a Christmas tree - absolutely thrilled with my investment!

So why can't I have two weeks in February with a Valentine's tree? A long weekend with an indoor Maypole?

Big tree industry - lezzgo!

Silly thought of the day:

Is it blasphemous to say "holy cow" if you're not Indian?

AND is it only appropriate to say "holy shit" if you're a Vatican plumber?

#sillythoughts #comedianabroad

8pm in October and 8pm in July are at least 4.5 hrs away from each other.

8pm in July is basically lunchtime.

8pm in October feels like I should be 2 full rem cycles into the night already.

A semi-comedic geopolitical observation after 10 days at my childhood home - in its efforts to be viewed more Western, Estonia has (with great effort) made its internet.... worse. #solidarity I assume?!

If I start a band with three gay friends, are we officially a queertet?

🌈 Happy Pride.

Is there a sub-genre of hobbit smut on the internet where the title character is called Dildo Daggins?

Asking for a friend.

Moving has surprising side-effects. My new bathroom lighting is so much better than the old that every morning I get to feel approximately 38% worse about how I look.

The "New Year new me" mentality is a lot like moving abroad. You have grand illusions of self improvement until you realise your Netflix account still works.

A short form written documentary on how comedy show concepts are born:

"What if we did a comedy show about living abroad in Europe?"

"Sure, but what if we also really leaned in to brat summer?"

"I mean. The whole thing is giving c*nt."

"Gals, I've got it." *opens canva*

The world feels more collaps-y every day AND today I paid 5€ for a cup of coffee so bad I had to throw it in the bin. Which means it really is over now. All hope is lost. That was the biscuit to take all other biscuits.

I like my social media platforms the same way I like my men - nowhere near Elon Musk