it is so demoralizing to cook for children

my 8-y/o son, playing "she's bought a hat like princess marina" on his new cd boombox, over facetime for his 81-y/o israeli grandma: "savta, this band is like, really underrated."

i continue to be mystified by the popularity of bad bunny.

in heaven, everything is fine 🌝

The adaption of One Hundred Years of Solitude on Netflix is AMAZING. So beautifully shot, don't sleep on it!!

chatgpt, write me a script for a phish nye gag #phish #yemsg

one thing i learned at last night's annual #phish #yemsg show: we need a scene-wide psa about dark mode

tfw you can't remember if you unfollowed someone or they unfollowed you

DOH "Mr. Mangione showed the police the same fake New Jersey identification that the man believed to be the gunman presented when he checked into a hostel on the Upper West Side of Manhattan on Nov. 24, a senior law enforcement official said."

it took me 27 years to notice that karma police sounds a lot like sexy sadie

can everyone please stop saying "full-throated?" it's grossing me out