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Mari 🥞
@marisbumf.bsky.social
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✨🌈 NR & performance-artlor✨
PANENBY (I like to say it as one word)
pop music hoarder 🎧
I’m a evermore, reputation, & midnights girlie 🐍❄️ 🕰️

I’m heavy with the block button—pls don’t take it personally 📵
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She’s literally everywhere 😭😭😮‍💨
Soup slut sweatshirt tender lover sweatshirt
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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First words out of Unger’s mouth being about the TACO/Cohn connection…bb was trying to tell us (not really 'us' but the people who didn’t listen and voted for that loser AGAIN) in 2018...

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a man in a tuxedo wearing a showgirl headdress with feathers and sparkles. a younger man dress in a sparkly roman-esque costume.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Also, I believe the rock on THAT finger is why Ariana “got away” with this performance in 2018.

And my hope for getting every GAYER performances from Taylor post engagement have amplified.

*whisper shouts ‘let’s go lesbiansssss’*
Sappho table setting/seat at Judy Chicago’s ‘the dinner party’ installation. Please note the names written on the seats...
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I don’t know how I’ve never seen this performance before but I appreciate @chacofemme.lesbian.cat / @hkl9.bsky.social / @alyssapashya.bsky.social / @larkinspurs.bsky.social for putting it on my radar last night.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKm4...
Ariana Grande worshipping on the shoulder of a woman/god. The Last Supper / The Dinner party Showing that you don’t need a man. Giant gay triangle over a bunch of women, but also, WLW feel celestial, intergalactic, “did you really beam me up in a cloud of sparkling dust?"
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Does anyone else have a memory of two men holding hands on a movie poster?
Movie Poster for Jay Kelly. Two men sit in a dark theater holding hands.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I’m begging the academy to FIL this conversation and make it available on YouTube since there aren’t enough seats…
Macaulay Cullen with my at an anniversary screening of Hoe Alone with the Academy of Motion Pictures on December 13 this year in Los Angeles at the Geffen Theater—tickets are sold out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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LOL WHAT A TROLLLL!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Finally put pen to paper today.

Or rather, reformatted stories that have living in my head and hard-drive for the past 18 years…she’s gonna be a loooooooong boy.
gotta start somewhere.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I’m museless—I don’t care about who she sleeps with or dates (because let’s face it, she’s rich and conventionally attractive so she’s sleeping with and dating MAAAANY more people than I am)—but I just came across this photo today and lol, what?!

It’s honestly so real how everyone is work friends.
Five sit people at a table (l to r): Dianna Agron, Naomi Campbell, Lily Donaldson, Derek (always was the scene of the crime) Blasberg & then Suki Waterhouse IS CROPPED OUT OF THE PHOTO!!! OMG! HOW COULD THEY???
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Sabrina posting to the velvet underground after charli xcx’s lou reed interview mention the other day….
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I’m just pointing out that, astrologically, Lilith last entered Sagittarius on February 14, 2017 (valentine’s day) and left on November 8, 2017 (2 days before reputation was released).

Black Moon Lilith will enter Sag again on December 20th, 2025 (a Saturday)...
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Okay, Olivia!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Not to be reductive but:

The Tortured Poets Department : Elphaba

As

The Life of A Showgirl : Galinda
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Thinking thoughts…
“Gays get excited about words that have multiple meanings.” Some times Taylor Swift has used Drag in her lyrics. Expanded search to “dragg*” in her lyrics…but if you do “drag*” you also get dragon and dragonfly lyrics….👀 Taylor Swift with Taylor Swift Drag Queen, Jade Jolie.
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Franklin Ave. GAY (runs from Gay Mecca Los Feliz directly into the heart of hollywood)—-also…

Sunset BLVD & Mulholland Dr…👀👀

Charli’s not the only one watching 🎥🎬📽️🎞️📼📀 @wendingcircles.com
A woman looks deranged over a red background. A tangled film strip with the words “Sunset Boulevard” lead down to a man embracing a woman with his hand protectively on her head. A woman holds a phone up to her ear—collages over her forehead is a dark blue photo of the hollywood sign & then collaged with a giant palm tree. The text reads “Mulholland Dr.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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It’s just really flipping funny, okay? 🤣🤣🤣
Taylor Swift’s instagram. A proposal surrounded by showgirl promo photos/posts.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Also finally reading Hamlet.

LOL of course the quote she uses in TFOO is from Act I Scene III (13). She’s funny.

Also, worth noting that this scene is entirely Ophelia’s brother and father telling her to NOT marry Hamlet…hilariously wild song to release weeks after getting engage.
The lyrics to The fate of Ophelia. A line of Ophelia’s Taylor Swift pulls from Shakespeare’a Hamlet in Act 1 Scene 3 A breakdown of what occurs in Act 1 Scene 3 Travis Kelce’s and Taylor Swift’s forehead’s kiss as she shows off an engagement ring. They’re surround by flowers in the background.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Also…this reference makes it seem like the audience and the stage and performing are Oz (this sparkler, beautiful facade that turns out to be dark and sinister…). This would be a wipe thing to say about fans (but not untrue…)

Also…backstage is purple (gay) performing is golden yellow (closeting).
A wizard of Oz theatrical poster. A girl holing a dog stands silhouetted in a door. Everything in the foreground is sepia toned, everything through the door is colorful and bright. The Eras Tour docuseries and final show poster. A woman stands backstage where everything is purple (gay) through the door is glittering golden, yellow glow (closeting).
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Looking at some retro posters tonight.

The typography reference is there….you could also say that Dorothy was saved from the Fate of Ophelia too.
The Wizard of OZ theatrical poster. Two feet in ruby slippers are in the foreground of a golden yellow brick road. The road leads to a green castle in the background. The Wizard of Oz theatrical poster. The silhouette of a woman with a pointy hate, an pointy nose, & a pointy chin is back on a green backdrop. You see a magic ball or crystal ball surround by two green hands. Inside the ball are a girl with red shoes and a basket, a lion, a tin man, & a scarecrow. The Wizard of Oz Theatrical Poster A lion, tin man, small brown dog, girl in a blue dress with red shoes, a man in a suit and top hat, & a scarecrow stand in front of a green backdrop. The Fate of Ophelia (Alone in my Tower acoustic Version) single artwork from Apple Music. A woman in a white gown lays on water, surrounded by flowers on the bank in an oil painting-esque background/surround.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Sense and Sensibility is being re-released this December for its 30th Anniversary.

Happy belated birthday, Taylor…
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Murphy eyebrows remind me of Sequoia’s eyebrows!
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Sure sure sure sure right right right right
I see you benny blanco 💕💕💕
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Just out here thinking magical thoughts…
NYT article on the new “Now You See Me” movie installment. Magic is camp and more razzle-dazzle really jumped out at me. Would be wild if Taylor made a cameo… Taylor thanked Travis for fun and magic at the 2024 MTV VMAs. This is also the thank you speech where she said ‘my boyfriend’ for the first time in regards to TK. Taylor Swift performing magic tricks on stage during the 2014 AMAs where she premiered performed ‘Blank Space’ (a year after the first ‘Now You See Me’ film came out). Taylor Swift performed magic tricks on stage during the 2014 AMAs where she premiered performed ‘Blank Space’ (a year after the first ‘Now You See Me’ film came out). At one point she held up a frame for a man in a suit with tire marks—like he was another one of her magic tricks…???
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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May 9 is a wild day in Swift Lore. Joe talked about writing with Taylor, compared it to making sourdough…also when she left THAT comment on kelsiedamnmorris myspace...🙃
From Swift Lore. Joe Alwyn comparing writing music with Taylor to other people making sourdough bread. From Swift Lore. Taylor Swift leaving a comment on Kelsey Morris’ myspace profile that fans have been calling gay for years.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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forever thinking about the change from beads to glitter on May 9, 2024 (5/9/2024 or 22) in Paris (💅).

Where the surprise songs were Paris (guitar) and loml (piano) (😭).
three women on stage. Taylor Swift stands in a beaded blue two piece costume with matching shoes. Taylor Swfit stands on stage with an orange glitter top and a purple glitter skirt and then a purple book on her left foot and and orange boot on her right foot.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM