Would you rather be stuck in a scenario where the heat is on or the juice is loose
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Would you rather be stuck in a scenario where the heat is on or the juice is loose
If you could go back and tell your younger self one thing: when KoRn drops Issues it is NOT the time to become too cool for KoRn and think they’re played out, Issues is their best album yet little dude
September 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you could go back and tell your younger self one thing: when KoRn drops Issues it is NOT the time to become too cool for KoRn and think they’re played out, Issues is their best album yet little dude
Ok now I wanna see Sasquatches meet the Clankers its like Flinstones meet the Jetsons for the brainrot era
August 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ok now I wanna see Sasquatches meet the Clankers its like Flinstones meet the Jetsons for the brainrot era
I got a Porsche advertisement you guys I’m really movin’ up in the world
August 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I got a Porsche advertisement you guys I’m really movin’ up in the world
Walking down the street eating one of those Nature Valley granola bars that crumble all over and just letting the crumbles fall on the ground outside without a care is a wellness activity
August 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Walking down the street eating one of those Nature Valley granola bars that crumble all over and just letting the crumbles fall on the ground outside without a care is a wellness activity
Bones growing is very weird to me
August 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bones growing is very weird to me
Did you guys know that bologna has names?? Like, first and last names??
August 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Did you guys know that bologna has names?? Like, first and last names??
It’s crazy that food just grows in the ground
August 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s crazy that food just grows in the ground
Every once in a while for no reason I remember the Domino’s Noid
July 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every once in a while for no reason I remember the Domino’s Noid
Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love is a pretty cool song title, two apostrophes just chillin’ right next to each other
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love is a pretty cool song title, two apostrophes just chillin’ right next to each other
I saw a guy eating pancakes on the subway today
June 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I saw a guy eating pancakes on the subway today
New ska band of 2025: Skabadi Toilet
June 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
New ska band of 2025: Skabadi Toilet
Programming Tamagotchis to actually die was a ruthless maneuver
June 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Programming Tamagotchis to actually die was a ruthless maneuver
One of the fake Columbia House CD Club sign up names I used to get 12 free CDs was Cletus P. Vicle and Cletus never made good on his part of the deal to buy x amount of CDs as a member never paid them a dime and never got busted
March 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of the fake Columbia House CD Club sign up names I used to get 12 free CDs was Cletus P. Vicle and Cletus never made good on his part of the deal to buy x amount of CDs as a member never paid them a dime and never got busted
GWAR should have a show like Queer Eye where GWAR comes to peoples lives and helps them get made over and get their shit together GWAR style
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
GWAR should have a show like Queer Eye where GWAR comes to peoples lives and helps them get made over and get their shit together GWAR style
After all… why not?
Why shouldn’t I watch a bunch of ‘90s garbage music videos like Dishwalla and Deep Blue Something and totally mess up my YouTube algorithm?
Why shouldn’t I watch a bunch of ‘90s garbage music videos like Dishwalla and Deep Blue Something and totally mess up my YouTube algorithm?
February 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
After all… why not?
Why shouldn’t I watch a bunch of ‘90s garbage music videos like Dishwalla and Deep Blue Something and totally mess up my YouTube algorithm?
Why shouldn’t I watch a bunch of ‘90s garbage music videos like Dishwalla and Deep Blue Something and totally mess up my YouTube algorithm?
They should make a show about a guy who bangs serial killers called Sexter
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should make a show about a guy who bangs serial killers called Sexter
If you go to a comedy show in Scotland all the comedy is in a Scottish accent
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you go to a comedy show in Scotland all the comedy is in a Scottish accent
“Happy millionth year on Facebook uploaded cyberbrain!”
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Happy millionth year on Facebook uploaded cyberbrain!”
Every single day we lay down for like many hours with our eyes closed just making snoring sounds snorting sounds god knows what while our minds just flash with abject insanity called DREAMS and we all just act like this is totally normal
February 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every single day we lay down for like many hours with our eyes closed just making snoring sounds snorting sounds god knows what while our minds just flash with abject insanity called DREAMS and we all just act like this is totally normal
What’s worse getting the Doug theme song stuck in your head or the Tim Allen grunt
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What’s worse getting the Doug theme song stuck in your head or the Tim Allen grunt
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Homer out ate the all you can eat buffet?
That’s how I am with monkey business, there’s no such thing as too much.
That’s how I am with monkey business, there’s no such thing as too much.
November 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Homer out ate the all you can eat buffet?
That’s how I am with monkey business, there’s no such thing as too much.
That’s how I am with monkey business, there’s no such thing as too much.