Mario A. Velarde
@mariov7.bsky.social
Still love the Fennec Fox, still Summa Cum Laude in Poli Sci, JD, Masters of Jurisprudence Environmental Law (2 more semesters), and I like myself way too much.
Heater needs some kind of battle armor if he's going to be an attack cat.
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Heater needs some kind of battle armor if he's going to be an attack cat.
Happy Birthday Mark. Enjoy your special day. 🎈🎁🎉🎂
a cartoon of a man kicking out a window in front of a store that says lic
Alt: Mark Hamill on the Simpsons
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September 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Birthday Mark. Enjoy your special day. 🎈🎁🎉🎂
He's going to put tariffs on koalas and wombats now.
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He's going to put tariffs on koalas and wombats now.
I just assumed she was a Miami Heat fan. I'm sure she can hoop.
August 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I just assumed she was a Miami Heat fan. I'm sure she can hoop.
She looks like she's heard of Guantánamo. Free Heater 🐱
August 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She looks like she's heard of Guantánamo. Free Heater 🐱
Homer is also a chiropractor.
bart simpson is standing next to homer simpson in a cartoon and says yeah in fact i feel fantastic
Alt: bart simpson is standing next to homer simpson in a cartoon and says yeah in fact i feel fantastic
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August 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Homer is also a chiropractor.
What Trump is actually thinking
homer simpson has a picture of a monkey in his head
Alt: homer simpson has a picture of a monkey in his head
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June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What Trump is actually thinking
Harmed by an alien you say
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The Simpsons - We've Reached The Limits of What Rectal Probing Can Teach Us
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May 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Harmed by an alien you say
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There are kids buying Tylenol in the streets? Who sells that the conscientious drug dealer?
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There are kids buying Tylenol in the streets? Who sells that the conscientious drug dealer?
Umm Florida itself is a Spanish word named by Ponce de Leon. Being a white supremacist must make you stupid.
April 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Umm Florida itself is a Spanish word named by Ponce de Leon. Being a white supremacist must make you stupid.
Count me in. Kilmar Abrego García deserves his due process. I'm pretty sure the conservative 4th Circuit Court of Appeals said as much today.
April 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Count me in. Kilmar Abrego García deserves his due process. I'm pretty sure the conservative 4th Circuit Court of Appeals said as much today.
I'm just curious. How many time has the US been attacked via Greenland? Did I miss something?
March 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm just curious. How many time has the US been attacked via Greenland? Did I miss something?
Thanks for the gift article Kate.
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thanks for the gift article Kate.
I have no idea what he means. Canada has the world's strategic supply of beavers, moose, and maple syrup.
March 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have no idea what he means. Canada has the world's strategic supply of beavers, moose, and maple syrup.
Wait. You're telling my Marco is a spineless hypocrite? I am stunned I say.
February 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wait. You're telling my Marco is a spineless hypocrite? I am stunned I say.
Has anyone, at all, in his administration ever heard of Congressional funding? This junk is what authoritarians do when they have the legislature doing their bidding.
January 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Has anyone, at all, in his administration ever heard of Congressional funding? This junk is what authoritarians do when they have the legislature doing their bidding.
It's his drag name. We don't like him much in Miami either.
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's his drag name. We don't like him much in Miami either.
I mean Ronda was a lawyer. He knows states cannot have an immigration policy. All it is is political theater again.
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I mean Ronda was a lawyer. He knows states cannot have an immigration policy. All it is is political theater again.
I'll take the little victories any way we get them.
January 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'll take the little victories any way we get them.
That can literally apply to nearly everything they do.
January 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That can literally apply to nearly everything they do.
They could try reading Section 5 of the 14th if it helps them any. It's only been in there for about 150 years.
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They could try reading Section 5 of the 14th if it helps them any. It's only been in there for about 150 years.