Mario Sellitti
@mariosellitti.bsky.social
I pretend to be other people. It's a real problem.
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You should probably move the anthropomorphic dolphin so he can get a good view of that sofa.
June 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You should probably move the anthropomorphic dolphin so he can get a good view of that sofa.
Big one spotted in Tucson, AZ tonight.
May 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Big one spotted in Tucson, AZ tonight.
That's exactly what Clayface would say if he were pretending to be @mikeflanaganfilm.com
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
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March 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That's exactly what Clayface would say if he were pretending to be @mikeflanaganfilm.com
The first one can be heard, the second one that the vlogger calls "clear as day" is about as clear as mud. No idea what the kid said.
February 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The first one can be heard, the second one that the vlogger calls "clear as day" is about as clear as mud. No idea what the kid said.
I've had this running on a continuous loop since 1992. Please help (and pass the milk, please)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSk...
Fingertips (9 - Please Pass the Milk)
YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic
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February 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I've had this running on a continuous loop since 1992. Please help (and pass the milk, please)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSk...
False information. Please fact check before reposting meme posts like this.
January 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
False information. Please fact check before reposting meme posts like this.
I barely noticed your cats because I keep staring at those turd pillows. What's up with that?
December 13, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I barely noticed your cats because I keep staring at those turd pillows. What's up with that?
"...and I live by the river"
a man in a plaid jacket and tie is dancing in front of a group of people
ALT: a man in a plaid jacket and tie is dancing in front of a group of people
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December 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
"...and I live by the river"
Have you tried the very real product called "wyngs"? From the makers of "Almost Pizza": www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHR...
Almost Pizza - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Have you tried the very real product called "wyngs"? From the makers of "Almost Pizza": www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHR...
Laughs in Saquon Barkley #gobirds 🦅
a football game is being broadcast on cbs nfl
ALT: a football game is being broadcast on cbs nfl
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December 6, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Laughs in Saquon Barkley #gobirds 🦅