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Mario Mendoza
@mariomdoza.bsky.social
Liked the bird app, hated the bigots
I like the train to ladder & scaffold transition followed by train pop on the platform the most.
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
2011-2017
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social late to the Friday pod, get to Jordan’s bad, fire up the google machine to see the play and damn that’s brutal to be the main image
April 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If I send this to you, know I’ve moved on and am in a happier place
March 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Absolutely insane shit
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
is this a big difference?
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m honored but I don’t have the heart to tag them and let them know I was just at church 😔
December 25, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Reminds me of this one lmao
December 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
For THREE hours in an Emergency room. Oh my sweet brother Luigi, nothing could make me render a guilty verdict
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 PM
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Have just been informed that my wife’s birthday falls on Super Bowl Sunday.
November 25, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Friends: You watching the fight?
Me: Yup!
Friends: Streaming issues?
Me: No, I bought a physical copy
Friends:… what?

Fight I’m watching:
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
July 6, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Kevin Durant hasn’t been the best player on his team since Texas. Only thing that can change my mind is KD joining bluesky and debating me
July 4, 2023 at 4:29 PM
You testing me
July 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
June 30, 2023 at 6:28 PM
June 24, 2023 at 2:02 PM
This is what remote workers will look like in 2100
June 16, 2023 at 9:59 PM
TikTok algorithm sending me a string of “PolicingThePolice” videos then a multidimensional anger test is gaslighting. Ban the app Joe
June 13, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Pat Robertson in Hell baby let’s goooooo!!!! Kissinger pack watch up
June 8, 2023 at 4:50 PM
My employer is trying to build morale the way any sane business would: Hard Mountain Dew for lunch
June 7, 2023 at 11:05 PM
We got a second cat a month before our daughter was born and hated each other. We were worried, but 8 months later this them 90% of the time
June 6, 2023 at 2:14 PM