Mario Maiale
@mariomaiale.bsky.social
Philly artist, film producer, gamer, runner, foodie, Harrison Ford stan, Indiana Jones enthusiast, a bunch of other things.
I do concept art for an eventual video game and pixel art for a video game I’m building.
mariogmaiale.com
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I do concept art for an eventual video game and pixel art for a video game I’m building.
mariogmaiale.com
bhpictures.com
I say this in the nicest way possible, but Megyn Kelly is so fucking dumb I’d be impressed if she could work the fryer at McDonalds without burning her tongue on it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I say this in the nicest way possible, but Megyn Kelly is so fucking dumb I’d be impressed if she could work the fryer at McDonalds without burning her tongue on it.
Were they deployed from Texas Roadhouse?
October 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Were they deployed from Texas Roadhouse?
My grandmother could beat you up and she’s been dead since 2017. Dude, how do you sick THIS BAD?
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My grandmother could beat you up and she’s been dead since 2017. Dude, how do you sick THIS BAD?
Yeah, he said those things, but he said it with civility!
September 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yeah, he said those things, but he said it with civility!
Ah yes, he said that four prominent black women don’t have the mental capacity for their positions, but he said it with civility.
September 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ah yes, he said that four prominent black women don’t have the mental capacity for their positions, but he said it with civility.
We should make these pigs afraid of trying to arrest anyone.
August 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We should make these pigs afraid of trying to arrest anyone.
For the record, I mean this in a good way because of the pun!
August 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For the record, I mean this in a good way because of the pun!
It worked for the Italians and the French.
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It worked for the Italians and the French.
I mean, better in the hands of people that need the money rather than Jeff Bezos renting out The Vatican so he can get married and invite celebrities that he’s never talked to in real life.
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I mean, better in the hands of people that need the money rather than Jeff Bezos renting out The Vatican so he can get married and invite celebrities that he’s never talked to in real life.
I wish someone would distract Jeffries so someone else can push him into traffic. He’s so useless.
August 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I wish someone would distract Jeffries so someone else can push him into traffic. He’s so useless.
Oh absolutely. I watched the Apprentice movie and that opening scene where Trump is on a date telling the woman all the rich people that eat at the club they’re at might as well have come from American Psycho.
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh absolutely. I watched the Apprentice movie and that opening scene where Trump is on a date telling the woman all the rich people that eat at the club they’re at might as well have come from American Psycho.
Didn’t the term “Proud Boy” come from that deleted song from Aladdin that Clay Aiken sung for one of the rereleases?
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Didn’t the term “Proud Boy” come from that deleted song from Aladdin that Clay Aiken sung for one of the rereleases?
Enemy of my enemy and all, considering he’s doing what the Democratic leadership SHOULD be doing and everything.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Enemy of my enemy and all, considering he’s doing what the Democratic leadership SHOULD be doing and everything.
Okay, but just as long as you leave Bill Clinton out of it.
July 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Okay, but just as long as you leave Bill Clinton out of it.
We don’t talk enough about how every time I see you I keep thinking you’re Charlie Cox. That said, you should wear a Daredevil costume at least once.
July 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We don’t talk enough about how every time I see you I keep thinking you’re Charlie Cox. That said, you should wear a Daredevil costume at least once.
I remember Obama playing the opening of the Lion King at the WHCD after Trump whined about wanting to see his birth video.
July 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I remember Obama playing the opening of the Lion King at the WHCD after Trump whined about wanting to see his birth video.