And, possibly,pick up some decent grammar..

If you turned up at the White House you'd be ignored you irrelevance..

Edinburgh...grand but depressing in your face gloom ...give me the lightness of the south any day......
Visit Bath.....
Visit Bologna
Visit Bordeaux
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Visit light ....!!!!!!!!

Diplomacy...or a total lack of integrity ....

Hypocrite....

Repugnant .....