Ok, done.

Without the "assistance" of Adobe.

(brb, having a brief panic attack that Simon & Schuster will see that same note, agree with Adobe, and just publish the AI summary instead of the short story AUUGH I swear the copy editing process used to feel less fraught)

While we're at it, no, it is NOT a long document, Adobe. It's a 2000 word short story. It does not need to be summarized.

Especially since I am APPROVING COPYEDITS, which I can't do in a summary.

.....I actually did hear someone at Binghamton attempt this with "Well, AT LEAST THEY'RE VEGETABLES."

....and now I am very tempted to make some this weekend. To, uh, celebrate that my blood cholesterol was extremely low last Thursday! This makes PERFECT SENSE, right?

RIGHT?

Ok, then, the only explanation is that Fall 2025 is out to get you, personally.

SERIOUSLY. THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

....ok, at this point we just have to go with the assumption that November is out to get you, personally.

No other explanation. None.

My first, instinctual and completely self-centered reaction!

If you can tolerate them, ice cubes against your lips?

Also probably another shower, and then more ice cubes?

....I need to confess to an unhealthy love for Salt Potatoes.

CONGRATULATIONS!

So well deserved :) :) :) :) :)