Marine DeBrie
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I’m assuming they are removing the vowels from two particularly scummy tabloids. They should add the xprss too
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’m assuming they are removing the vowels from two particularly scummy tabloids. They should add the xprss too
Early in my career I had a parent categorically deny that her son had smashed a CCTV camera as he would never lie to her. She continued to refuse to believe it was him even after we pointed out the camera had filmed him doing it and showed her the video.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Early in my career I had a parent categorically deny that her son had smashed a CCTV camera as he would never lie to her. She continued to refuse to believe it was him even after we pointed out the camera had filmed him doing it and showed her the video.
Can someone post a picture of the SAE for no particular reason?
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Can someone post a picture of the SAE for no particular reason?
Willing to bet you’ve searched for worse 😂
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Willing to bet you’ve searched for worse 😂
I'm guessing most people these days refrain from giving their home address to strangers on the internet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm guessing most people these days refrain from giving their home address to strangers on the internet.
Much as I love your stuff Tan, Monica Lewinsky was a victim caught in a massive power imbalance so I don’t think it’s fair to use her name in jest like this
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Much as I love your stuff Tan, Monica Lewinsky was a victim caught in a massive power imbalance so I don’t think it’s fair to use her name in jest like this
This never makes sense to me, I am right handed so hold the fork in my right hand as that's the one I bring up to my mouth. All the people who says its wrong would hold a spoon in their right hand when eating soup or ice cream etc.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This never makes sense to me, I am right handed so hold the fork in my right hand as that's the one I bring up to my mouth. All the people who says its wrong would hold a spoon in their right hand when eating soup or ice cream etc.
I can answer this for the artist at my studio, for penis and testicle tattoos they usually like the penis to be aroused when the stencil is put on. Once it’s on it can all go floppy again and it doesn’t matter.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I can answer this for the artist at my studio, for penis and testicle tattoos they usually like the penis to be aroused when the stencil is put on. Once it’s on it can all go floppy again and it doesn’t matter.
Ours was one digit off a heating oil company. I learned that there are people out there who get really angry when you tell them they’ve made a mistake. People hate being wrong I guess
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ours was one digit off a heating oil company. I learned that there are people out there who get really angry when you tell them they’ve made a mistake. People hate being wrong I guess
You're precisely why I don't ever tell people what my things are worth
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You're precisely why I don't ever tell people what my things are worth
My late father was blade down, eventually cut through the bottom of the cutlery basket so I've been blade up since childhood. My wife loads the dishwasher like some kind of lunatic so blade up or down is the least of my worries.
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My late father was blade down, eventually cut through the bottom of the cutlery basket so I've been blade up since childhood. My wife loads the dishwasher like some kind of lunatic so blade up or down is the least of my worries.
Somebody walked over my car when it was parked legally in a bay, local kids I think. Modern cars roof skins are so thin it stretched and I was told my only option was a new roof. Hopefully you're doing the same to these selfish cunts.
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Somebody walked over my car when it was parked legally in a bay, local kids I think. Modern cars roof skins are so thin it stretched and I was told my only option was a new roof. Hopefully you're doing the same to these selfish cunts.
I never round up for that exact reason. I don't steal though
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I never round up for that exact reason. I don't steal though
You think they would give that money to the poor and needy in the USA? 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You think they would give that money to the poor and needy in the USA? 🤣
People at work think I'm weird for eating the whole apple but if you start at the bottom you don't even notice the core
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
People at work think I'm weird for eating the whole apple but if you start at the bottom you don't even notice the core
I can sort of believe this, I once made an edit based on a friend of mine who climbed a mountain and ate a pint of prawns. It was true but pointless and stayed there for years.
October 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can sort of believe this, I once made an edit based on a friend of mine who climbed a mountain and ate a pint of prawns. It was true but pointless and stayed there for years.
Back when pay as you talk mobile phones were brand new 16 year old me borrowed my mothers phone to tell my then girlfriend that I missed her. She replied saying how good our last meet up was. And that’s how my mother found out I was gay
September 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Back when pay as you talk mobile phones were brand new 16 year old me borrowed my mothers phone to tell my then girlfriend that I missed her. She replied saying how good our last meet up was. And that’s how my mother found out I was gay
I’m always perplexed by the replies on fesses. People confess to things that they know they did wrong and the comments are people giving them shit for it. If all the fesses were people not actually doing wrong what would be the point. Fuck off on your moral high horse and let the rest of us enjoy
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m always perplexed by the replies on fesses. People confess to things that they know they did wrong and the comments are people giving them shit for it. If all the fesses were people not actually doing wrong what would be the point. Fuck off on your moral high horse and let the rest of us enjoy
Had a friend at university in the early 2000s who worked on the adult chat lines. She worked from home and would just be on the phone whilst cooking etc. She said the vast majority of callers were lonely and just wanted someone to talk to.
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Had a friend at university in the early 2000s who worked on the adult chat lines. She worked from home and would just be on the phone whilst cooking etc. She said the vast majority of callers were lonely and just wanted someone to talk to.
I’m in an amateur dramatics group and have been for years. I only call people by the name of the character they are playing this time round because I have no idea what their real names are.
August 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I’m in an amateur dramatics group and have been for years. I only call people by the name of the character they are playing this time round because I have no idea what their real names are.
I gave up drinking and joined a gym, I’m slimmer, healthier and feel great but can confirm that the sober gym clientele are also a bunch of boring, repetitive twats.
August 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I gave up drinking and joined a gym, I’m slimmer, healthier and feel great but can confirm that the sober gym clientele are also a bunch of boring, repetitive twats.
You can cook for me any day
July 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You can cook for me any day