i save all my divisive comedy for bluesky

why won’t they let me see noah robbins :(

and don’t tell PAC i said this…I can’t have it getting a big head

bway in for a rude fucking awakening when the two shows with an avg ticket price above $300 close this weekend 🙂‍↕️

it’s looking as unnecessary as ever 😭 congrats!!!

Been trying all night to get Tom Francis to do the Sunset Blvd walk with me through the MET, but he just keeps saying “Marika it’s my day off”. Smdh... might go home cause what else is there to do? #MetGala

Just ran into Justice Smith and realized we have the same exact finger waves…okay twin. Embarrassing for us! #MetGala

I texted Patrick Schwarzenegger this morning and said “babe that yellow isn’t working” but he didn’t want to listen to a black woman. 🤷🏽‍♀️ #MetGala

I was supposed to sort of surf in on Diana Ross’s train but she left without me…calling Tracee for a ride. #MetGala

$500 tickets to celebrity-fronted play revivals aren’t actually doing anything to revitalize the industry if they’re not paired with more & better cheap!!!!! ticket initiatives. $40+ is not cheap, actually.