Fred Bripman
@marijuanasaurus.bsky.social
Be weird. Find humour in everything. Make today better than yesterday.
Happy Diwali Bitches!
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Happy Diwali Bitches!
I had to order a candy off of Amazon today to make sure I hit the $25 limit to have my nephews gift delivered on time today.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I had to order a candy off of Amazon today to make sure I hit the $25 limit to have my nephews gift delivered on time today.
"He did a great job handling the backend" #footballQuotes
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"He did a great job handling the backend" #footballQuotes
Perks of having a bar behind your house... Dude bumping Barbie Girl from his car speakers at 3am.
September 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Perks of having a bar behind your house... Dude bumping Barbie Girl from his car speakers at 3am.
"That may be one of the best sacks that I've ever seen." #footballQuotes
September 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"That may be one of the best sacks that I've ever seen." #footballQuotes
August 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My older kid just beat the original Sonic The Hedgehog with all the Chaos Emeralds collected 😲
August 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My older kid just beat the original Sonic The Hedgehog with all the Chaos Emeralds collected 😲
Been months since I've seen it, but every time I start to say "Aw man!" I end it with "I'm all outta money" because of that fucking SNL skit. Well played!
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Been months since I've seen it, but every time I start to say "Aw man!" I end it with "I'm all outta money" because of that fucking SNL skit. Well played!
25-ish years later and The Impossibles - Anthology is still one of my fav albums ever. Nothing but hits front to back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00B...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00B...
Everyday
YouTube video by The Impossibles - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
25-ish years later and The Impossibles - Anthology is still one of my fav albums ever. Nothing but hits front to back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00B...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00B...
I'm just sain... If you're at kids sports game and the only source of the score is the whiteboard you brought... You're definitely the problem on the field.
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm just sain... If you're at kids sports game and the only source of the score is the whiteboard you brought... You're definitely the problem on the field.
Season 2 of The Rehearsal was sooo good. However, I now have the side-effect of wondering if Nathan Fielder is flying every plane I see in the sky.
July 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Season 2 of The Rehearsal was sooo good. However, I now have the side-effect of wondering if Nathan Fielder is flying every plane I see in the sky.
July 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Today by having Bagel Bites for breakfast I fulfilled a lifelong achievement by having them
✔️ In the morning
✔️ In the evening
✔️ At suppertime
✔️ In the morning
✔️ In the evening
✔️ At suppertime
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today by having Bagel Bites for breakfast I fulfilled a lifelong achievement by having them
✔️ In the morning
✔️ In the evening
✔️ At suppertime
✔️ In the morning
✔️ In the evening
✔️ At suppertime
Introduced my 9yo to Gimp this morning and he colorized a picture he drew. He really wants to show it to Tom Kenny #fanart #spongebob #linuxKids
July 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Introduced my 9yo to Gimp this morning and he colorized a picture he drew. He really wants to show it to Tom Kenny #fanart #spongebob #linuxKids
Wtf was I thinking scheduling an exam for 8am on Saturday??
June 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wtf was I thinking scheduling an exam for 8am on Saturday??
One of my favorite things about Bash is getting to use every single character on my keyboard. Even the weird ones. ESPECIALLY the weird ones.
June 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One of my favorite things about Bash is getting to use every single character on my keyboard. Even the weird ones. ESPECIALLY the weird ones.
"I'm not scared to go to space because if I see an alien, I'm just gonna jump over and kick them in the nuts." #shitMyKidsSay
April 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"I'm not scared to go to space because if I see an alien, I'm just gonna jump over and kick them in the nuts." #shitMyKidsSay
Saw a Reddit comment serve as a nice reminder for everyone in the US.
"Congress can stop this at any time they want and save the people they are supposed to serve, but they are terrified of upsetting a mentally ill old man."
"Congress can stop this at any time they want and save the people they are supposed to serve, but they are terrified of upsetting a mentally ill old man."
April 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Saw a Reddit comment serve as a nice reminder for everyone in the US.
"Congress can stop this at any time they want and save the people they are supposed to serve, but they are terrified of upsetting a mentally ill old man."
"Congress can stop this at any time they want and save the people they are supposed to serve, but they are terrified of upsetting a mentally ill old man."
I see “Lazarus” trending and now all I can think about is having that delicious Orange Lazarus from Pete & Pete
April 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I see “Lazarus” trending and now all I can think about is having that delicious Orange Lazarus from Pete & Pete
Reposted by Fred Bripman
I didn't even get pre-approved for a credit card. I got a chance to see if I could get pre-approved.
Does the "pre-" not get taken out of the equation at this point?
Does the "pre-" not get taken out of the equation at this point?
April 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I didn't even get pre-approved for a credit card. I got a chance to see if I could get pre-approved.
Does the "pre-" not get taken out of the equation at this point?
Does the "pre-" not get taken out of the equation at this point?
If we're going the route of being babies and censoring words that don't tickle our fancy, can we PLLLEASE stop MFs from saying "fur babies" again?? Fucking ew!
April 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If we're going the route of being babies and censoring words that don't tickle our fancy, can we PLLLEASE stop MFs from saying "fur babies" again?? Fucking ew!
Has anyone ever worn one of those tacky AF "We The People" shirts and not been an insufferable MAGA prick?
April 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Has anyone ever worn one of those tacky AF "We The People" shirts and not been an insufferable MAGA prick?
NOFX's "You're Wrong" should be one of those songs like "We Didnt Start The Fire" that gets a new verse every decade reviewing the next round of bullshit we all collectively deal with. youtu.be/GUZ5gGO0_Pw
NOFX - You're Wrong
YouTube video by lenatheloser
youtu.be
April 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
NOFX's "You're Wrong" should be one of those songs like "We Didnt Start The Fire" that gets a new verse every decade reviewing the next round of bullshit we all collectively deal with. youtu.be/GUZ5gGO0_Pw