Marie Rose ✌🏻♏️
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Not sure why, but The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is stuck in my head today… 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Not sure why, but The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is stuck in my head today… 🤔
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anyway we’re listening to elton john music videos and drinking wine, i hope elon musk is crushingly alone on thanksgiving eve, realizing that everyone he surrounds himself with is a craven opportunist that hates him and would step on and over his corpse if it meant getting to a payday quicker
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
anyway we’re listening to elton john music videos and drinking wine, i hope elon musk is crushingly alone on thanksgiving eve, realizing that everyone he surrounds himself with is a craven opportunist that hates him and would step on and over his corpse if it meant getting to a payday quicker
I’m getting married in 10 months and this is what Apple Music wants me to listen to
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m getting married in 10 months and this is what Apple Music wants me to listen to
Mom: Do you wanna play Taylor Swift really loud?
Me: Why are you whispering?
Mom: Because I don’t want anyone else to hear!
Happy holidays, folks.
Me: Why are you whispering?
Mom: Because I don’t want anyone else to hear!
Happy holidays, folks.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mom: Do you wanna play Taylor Swift really loud?
Me: Why are you whispering?
Mom: Because I don’t want anyone else to hear!
Happy holidays, folks.
Me: Why are you whispering?
Mom: Because I don’t want anyone else to hear!
Happy holidays, folks.
It’s PCD!
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s PCD!
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good evening. we have entered the “drinking with no planned obligations” phase of the thanksgiving holiday week. i am no longer responsible for what is posted here until friday
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
good evening. we have entered the “drinking with no planned obligations” phase of the thanksgiving holiday week. i am no longer responsible for what is posted here until friday
Everything that was good about Instagram is dead.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everything that was good about Instagram is dead.
I’m thankful that I don’t have parents who watch Fox News
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m thankful that I don’t have parents who watch Fox News
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
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i just donated $50 to the central texas food bank and if mtg actually resigns i will double it
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i just donated $50 to the central texas food bank and if mtg actually resigns i will double it
This is my Robin showing off for the camera
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is my Robin showing off for the camera
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Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
This algo is wild
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This algo is wild
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This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
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crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
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According to my local food bank, $1 = 2 meals.
So a donation of $25 is 50 meals.
A little can go a long way and you *can* make a difference.
So a donation of $25 is 50 meals.
A little can go a long way and you *can* make a difference.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
According to my local food bank, $1 = 2 meals.
So a donation of $25 is 50 meals.
A little can go a long way and you *can* make a difference.
So a donation of $25 is 50 meals.
A little can go a long way and you *can* make a difference.
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hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is? i’ll even bring snacks 😖
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is? i’ll even bring snacks 😖
Mad at Mark Zuckerberg again so… I’m baaaaaack 🤡
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mad at Mark Zuckerberg again so… I’m baaaaaack 🤡
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When Christ comes, he’s gonna remind everyone who voted yes on the big dumb bill that they’re practicing WWDJTD, not WWJD.
July 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When Christ comes, he’s gonna remind everyone who voted yes on the big dumb bill that they’re practicing WWDJTD, not WWJD.
We’re literally so lonely that spammers are using party invites to trap us
April 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We’re literally so lonely that spammers are using party invites to trap us
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can’t believe they sent katy perry to space before this guy
April 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
can’t believe they sent katy perry to space before this guy
I’ve done nothing but love her.
October 5, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I’ve done nothing but love her.
Kamala & the Coach 💙
August 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Kamala & the Coach 💙
Two fat lays today
August 2, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Two fat lays today