I’m watching Phineas and Ferb all the way through and honestly having the time of my life. Hey, where’s Perry?

I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again I will not watch The Vampire Diaries again

The Bee Movie is an acid trip!

I be water flossin’ in the shower. Hackin’ the system, baby!

This draft made me laugh out loud

I need more cupcake moscato, stat!

The song ‘In my head’ by Ariana Grande keeps my romantic wonderings in check, when I listen to it. I need to have it on repeat every day, I fear.

It’s really and truly all made up and the points absolutely-positutely do not matter

Sleeping is time traveling and you can’t convince me otherwise

Does counterfeit money smell like real money?

I’ll never be able to spell ceareal correctly. Cearel is yummy though! I love seereaul.

Not a soul is going to see these posts, and I think that’s beautiful. I’m going to go get my twitter drafts and post ‘em here!

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