#Spotify continuing to bring me some of the most unhinged playlists on the planet

“How many of you have ever felt personally victimised by the stairs at Town Hall station” #Sydney

When they fly Katie back to Sydney can we as the gays please collectively take her out to get steaming, hype her up, and get her realise she’s far too fucking good for Mr Potato Head #mafs #mafsau

Tim is definitely one of those PE teachers who shows clear favouritism to the sporty (straight) boys because he’s desperate for them to like him, despite being unable to run the length of the sports hall without getting gassed #mafs #mafsau

“Shall we maybe get these people to give us a list of their exes?”
MAFS producers: Yeah nah #mafs #mafsau