MariBMe
@maribme.bsky.social
I will tell you like it is. Not because I know it all. Not because I’m trying to be mean. But because I care and want improvement from everyone.
Thematically speaking Taylor Swift’s Opalite is her Crazy in Love. It’s just less intense.
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Thematically speaking Taylor Swift’s Opalite is her Crazy in Love. It’s just less intense.
You can’t convince me otherwise that the people who play pickleball now couldn’t cut it playing tennis.
October 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You can’t convince me otherwise that the people who play pickleball now couldn’t cut it playing tennis.
Someone really tried to go toe to toe with my petty, educated but ignant (spelled wrong on purpose) ass on my TikTok video about my opinion on some 👱🏻♀️…woman being loud and wrong. They proceeded to be loud and wrong themselves. I’m a professional arguer…try Jesus not me.
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Someone really tried to go toe to toe with my petty, educated but ignant (spelled wrong on purpose) ass on my TikTok video about my opinion on some 👱🏻♀️…woman being loud and wrong. They proceeded to be loud and wrong themselves. I’m a professional arguer…try Jesus not me.
I forget every time how much of a full sound hozier has until I play his vinyl. I’m like aw peaceful background music for work then get assaulted by bass. 😮
July 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I forget every time how much of a full sound hozier has until I play his vinyl. I’m like aw peaceful background music for work then get assaulted by bass. 😮
I can’t stand when someone asking wyd at the same time every day and be surprised when the answer doesn’t change
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I can’t stand when someone asking wyd at the same time every day and be surprised when the answer doesn’t change
They love that you don’t need them for anything then get mad that you’re stingy/selfish. Pick a struggle dude.
April 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They love that you don’t need them for anything then get mad that you’re stingy/selfish. Pick a struggle dude.
I don’t know why but proposals during baby showers and maternity shoots irk me. You waited until she was practically done incubating your child to be like you know what, this my wife. Also both things are women centered events that you now made about you…ew
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don’t know why but proposals during baby showers and maternity shoots irk me. You waited until she was practically done incubating your child to be like you know what, this my wife. Also both things are women centered events that you now made about you…ew
Sometimes I think about arranging my vinyl collection by color and then I remember how time consuming and neurotic that is.
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes I think about arranging my vinyl collection by color and then I remember how time consuming and neurotic that is.
Pete Davidson healthy and without tattoos is kinda…hot…wait…
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pete Davidson healthy and without tattoos is kinda…hot…wait…
For a bunch of people who claimed #cowboycarter wasn’t a good album I sure have to work real hard to get these tickets
February 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
For a bunch of people who claimed #cowboycarter wasn’t a good album I sure have to work real hard to get these tickets
My monstera is huge. My Shaylaaaaa
February 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My monstera is huge. My Shaylaaaaa
Whoever swaps out disc 2 of sets and puts it back on the shelf or returns it like that…I hope you find your favorite vinyl and break it. I hope just your favorite song skips. I hope your record player breaks. I hope you stand in line and watch the last one get bought out by a reseller you schmuck...
February 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whoever swaps out disc 2 of sets and puts it back on the shelf or returns it like that…I hope you find your favorite vinyl and break it. I hope just your favorite song skips. I hope your record player breaks. I hope you stand in line and watch the last one get bought out by a reseller you schmuck...
The government punishes you for not making babies. That’s crazy. Like we literally have no room for more people. We don’t have enough food for people on the low. But if you don’t make babies, you don’t see your income taxes come back to you.
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The government punishes you for not making babies. That’s crazy. Like we literally have no room for more people. We don’t have enough food for people on the low. But if you don’t make babies, you don’t see your income taxes come back to you.
People not speaking and me catching an attitude will be my downfall because bitch I said hello, and I know you heard me. Made eye contact and everything.
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
People not speaking and me catching an attitude will be my downfall because bitch I said hello, and I know you heard me. Made eye contact and everything.
A 36 yr old man with a 15 yr old tried to give me shit for having Bluey The Album on vinyl. Sir you don’t want me to judge you…I promise.
January 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A 36 yr old man with a 15 yr old tried to give me shit for having Bluey The Album on vinyl. Sir you don’t want me to judge you…I promise.
Walmart customers send me because you called me for help and you’re being a dick to me. They always holler about how they could shop at Amazon or target… and yet here you are on my customer service line, bitching and moaning. As always, the ones that claim they make big money then…
a woman wearing sunglasses and a shirt with kisses on it asks " why are you here "
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a shirt with kisses on it asks " why are you here "
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January 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Walmart customers send me because you called me for help and you’re being a dick to me. They always holler about how they could shop at Amazon or target… and yet here you are on my customer service line, bitching and moaning. As always, the ones that claim they make big money then…
Imagine saying “beyonce doesn’t dance anymore” every chance you get and then when her Christmas performance happens it’s crickets 🦗. Like legit reminded every time she had knee surgery and was still rehabbing it and still running your mouth is crazy work…
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Imagine saying “beyonce doesn’t dance anymore” every chance you get and then when her Christmas performance happens it’s crickets 🦗. Like legit reminded every time she had knee surgery and was still rehabbing it and still running your mouth is crazy work…
For a laugh, I think about the fact that an ex asked for me to wait for him to heal like he wasn’t the one to break up with me over some bullshit reasons and say I wasn’t his person.
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
For a laugh, I think about the fact that an ex asked for me to wait for him to heal like he wasn’t the one to break up with me over some bullshit reasons and say I wasn’t his person.
When you make plans with everyone for Saturday night because the plot demands it
mr. simpson from the simpsons is smiling and making a funny face
ALT: mr. simpson from the simpsons is smiling and making a funny face
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January 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When you make plans with everyone for Saturday night because the plot demands it
There are probably people out there that think I’m so serious and intellectual. Baby I do stuff for the plot too. It’s called duality
a baby wearing a tom jerry shirt laying on a couch
ALT: a baby wearing a tom jerry shirt laying on a couch
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January 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There are probably people out there that think I’m so serious and intellectual. Baby I do stuff for the plot too. It’s called duality
If you hangout with people who endorse your bad habits (decisions, behaviors, ideals) of course you’re going to think the world is out to get you.
Meanwhile they just want to keep you where you’re at and sympathetic to their interests.
Meanwhile they just want to keep you where you’re at and sympathetic to their interests.
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you hangout with people who endorse your bad habits (decisions, behaviors, ideals) of course you’re going to think the world is out to get you.
Meanwhile they just want to keep you where you’re at and sympathetic to their interests.
Meanwhile they just want to keep you where you’re at and sympathetic to their interests.
You can runaway from home but you can’t run away from the fact that you’re a bitch….
January 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You can runaway from home but you can’t run away from the fact that you’re a bitch….
Trying to make a black woman out to be the villain is crazy because we WILL step in to that role you want us to play. YOU will not like it and NO we will not be going back.
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
January 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Trying to make a black woman out to be the villain is crazy because we WILL step in to that role you want us to play. YOU will not like it and NO we will not be going back.
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
Imagine having someone who accepts every iteration of you, flaws and all. Someone willing to help you work thru issues and you still find a way to make it seem like they were your enemy.
January 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Imagine having someone who accepts every iteration of you, flaws and all. Someone willing to help you work thru issues and you still find a way to make it seem like they were your enemy.
Getting a pandora bracelet off your right wrist when you’re right handed is an impossible task.
December 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Getting a pandora bracelet off your right wrist when you’re right handed is an impossible task.