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Maria Telos
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I bought a 3DS and waited for the eShop to open just so I can play the MML3 demo. You can guess how I felt afterward.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oh, its not going to stop there. We're going to overthrow the end-Permian as the worst heating event on earth.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
TornadoCart when?
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
LZA takes place in a fictionalized Pyongyang. You need a permit to travel between cities.
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I am very jelly that you have such adorable ferrets.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I remember NA Sonic Adventure 2 QA team having to use VHS to record and sort though thousands of hours of gameplay in order to debug fatal glitches that were too easy to stumble upon. It still played like it was being held together with scotch tape and dreams.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'd say their target audience is that far gone, between breathing in all that covid without a care in the world, and the feeling that they don't need to think.
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lets redirect Kenya's remaining water supply into this vitally important data center so Mr. Bumblefuck doesn't have to strain his synapses in an attempt to process and retain information.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What do you mean? He's stocking his inventory.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's still a better color scheme than what they came up with for Galarian Weezing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It took less than 2000 years of domestication to go from solitary murder sock to this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Its the Future or bust!
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It amazes me that so many animals know how to and willingly use a running wheel.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Right now, most models are going for the epoxied opossum-squirrel look for generating ferrets. I hope it stays that way.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
More like they're coming at it with an angle grinder and the widest grin on their face.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fun fact, white blood cells treats nanoplastics as foreign objects, and will make antibodies to deal with them. That has the potential to cascade into creating new and lethal autoimmune disorders.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
How about 30 Tauros that have no explanation upon how they came into your possession?
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Images you can hear.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM