If they are accessed via the t’interwebs, head promptly to the emergency exit 👍

You got all the way in but lacked the grace and courtesy to communicate by any means that you didn’t want a rematch. Let this be a salutary lesson to you!

Who needs to tart up the house when you have a back garden as beautiful as the Peak District, in a manner of speaking? Unrelated, I’m guessing you’re probably from either Nottingham or Leicester.

That was you once upon a time. This attitude is why people find gyms unwelcoming. How about finish your workout and mind your own business?