Augustine had the same problem. He wrote a lot of books about it.

*Encolpius finally getting some alonetime w Giton*

Sine causa gratulor mihi.

Lichas, qui me optime noverat, tanquam et ipse vocem audisset, accurrit et nec manus nec faciem meam consideravit, sed continuo ad inguina mea luminibus deflexis movit officiosam manum, et: "Salve, inquit Encolpi".🥲🫡😏

[CIV] Hinc scies, inquit Eumolpus, Epicurum esse hominem divinum, qui eiusmodi ludibria facetissima ratione condemnat.

Lichas: Nah that's Encolpius right there I know that di**

GITON: "Itaque hoc nomine tibi gratias ago, quod me Socratica fide diligis. Non tam intactus Alcibiades in praeceptoris sui lecto iacuit".
ENCOLPIVS: "Crede mihi, frater, non intellego me virum esse, non sentio. Funerata est illa pars corporis, qua quondam Achilles eram"

tres bybliothecas habeo, unam Graecam, alteram Latinam

You are desperat to find the manuscript of Roman del la rose with the dpicking nun.

I got you:
gallicaintramuros.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b...

Just a public domain dpic of Priapus (babywitches stay away no kidding)

Artur Dent is not the perfect antihero, but he is jealous and cowardly and that helps

Satires should only have despicable caracters with no redemtion that I'm able to love in secret

My new gym is kid friendly and I strongly support this. Good work gym ❤️
I did walk out ofc.

Encolpius: inter titulos nudasque meretrices

Tx: Same

Peculis 😏😏💰🍆

Ascyltos: in hunc locum me perduxit, prolatoque peculis coepit rogare stuprum.

All woman: same

#satyricon #petronius #latin #nero #satire #iknowitsnot'satire'but