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Please laugh I worked too hard on this
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Please laugh I worked too hard on this
Mariana definitely not thinking the responsibility of ruining this god ritual rests entirely on her shoulders EVERYTHING IS GREAT
a woman in a black dress is giving a thumbs up in a crowded room .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is giving a thumbs up in a crowded room .
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January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Mariana definitely not thinking the responsibility of ruining this god ritual rests entirely on her shoulders EVERYTHING IS GREAT
Oh nooooo Nic’s newborn squirrel baby loves himmmmm
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Oh nooooo Nic’s newborn squirrel baby loves himmmmm
Nic: fine, we’ll make a bay
Egon: great
Nic: but I’m gonna have to ask you to zip up your pants first
Egon: but then what parts are we touching?
Nic:
Egon: great
Nic: but I’m gonna have to ask you to zip up your pants first
Egon: but then what parts are we touching?
Nic:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a window .
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January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Nic: fine, we’ll make a bay
Egon: great
Nic: but I’m gonna have to ask you to zip up your pants first
Egon: but then what parts are we touching?
Nic:
Egon: great
Nic: but I’m gonna have to ask you to zip up your pants first
Egon: but then what parts are we touching?
Nic:
Egon: We gotta make a baby
Nic:
Nic:
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .
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January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Egon: We gotta make a baby
Nic:
Nic:
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Meanwhile with Dmitri
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands in his pockets .
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January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Meanwhile with Dmitri
“He swivels his head like a cartoon” all I can imagine is this
a cartoon character is sitting on a couch and making a face
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a couch and making a face
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January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
“He swivels his head like a cartoon” all I can imagine is this
“My mistake before was not going out butt first.” Dude who ARE YOU
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
“My mistake before was not going out butt first.” Dude who ARE YOU
Egon: psst, Aadhya, it’s me! Egon!
Aadhya:
Aadhya:
a little girl is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch and making a face .
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January 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Egon: psst, Aadhya, it’s me! Egon!
Aadhya:
Aadhya:
“I’m tempted to just pass out and not deal with this guy.” - Jennie, and also all of us
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“I’m tempted to just pass out and not deal with this guy.” - Jennie, and also all of us
This jamoke: I’m gonna put you in a dumpster
This jamoke: *does that*
Aldondra:
This jamoke: *does that*
Aldondra:
a woman is sitting in front of a shure microphone .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a shure microphone .
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January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This jamoke: I’m gonna put you in a dumpster
This jamoke: *does that*
Aldondra:
This jamoke: *does that*
Aldondra:
You wouldn’t download a finger bone
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You wouldn’t download a finger bone
I really can do it all
Leslie Knope GIF
ALT: Leslie Knope GIF
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October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I really can do it all
Destiny: The results are in
Destiny: and the are conclusive
Destiny: Isadore is Dmitri’s biological father
Destiny: and the are conclusive
Destiny: Isadore is Dmitri’s biological father
a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
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October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Destiny: The results are in
Destiny: and the are conclusive
Destiny: Isadore is Dmitri’s biological father
Destiny: and the are conclusive
Destiny: Isadore is Dmitri’s biological father
Meanwhile with Dmitri:
a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying lightning bolt
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying lightning bolt
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October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Meanwhile with Dmitri:
Mariana: hello hi we’re here to help you analyze that blood sample
Lab tech: neither of you have doctorate degrees??
Mariana: no, I have something better
Mariana:
Lab tech: neither of you have doctorate degrees??
Mariana: no, I have something better
Mariana:
a woman with a blind stubborn belief that what she is doing is 100 % right
ALT: a woman with a blind stubborn belief that what she is doing is 100 % right
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October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mariana: hello hi we’re here to help you analyze that blood sample
Lab tech: neither of you have doctorate degrees??
Mariana: no, I have something better
Mariana:
Lab tech: neither of you have doctorate degrees??
Mariana: no, I have something better
Mariana:
Nidhoggr: hey you have a virus
Nidhoggr: you should see this magician, his name is Zahid of the Julii
Mariana: you’ll never believe this, but that is actually incredible luck
Nidhoggr: you should see this magician, his name is Zahid of the Julii
Mariana: you’ll never believe this, but that is actually incredible luck
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nidhoggr: hey you have a virus
Nidhoggr: you should see this magician, his name is Zahid of the Julii
Mariana: you’ll never believe this, but that is actually incredible luck
Nidhoggr: you should see this magician, his name is Zahid of the Julii
Mariana: you’ll never believe this, but that is actually incredible luck
Destiny: here, play 3D chess against yourself
Me:
Me:
a woman says " so i 'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown . "
ALT: a woman says " so i 'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown . "
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October 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Destiny: here, play 3D chess against yourself
Me:
Me:
Destiny: what is your relationship to Hel?
Mariana: [describes deeply-ingrained belief regardless of what she thinks she believes to be right about the gods]
Destiny: that was the right wrong answer!!
Mariana:
Mariana: [describes deeply-ingrained belief regardless of what she thinks she believes to be right about the gods]
Destiny: that was the right wrong answer!!
Mariana:
Leslie Knope Tammy Swanson GIF
ALT: Leslie Knope Tammy Swanson GIF
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October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Destiny: what is your relationship to Hel?
Mariana: [describes deeply-ingrained belief regardless of what she thinks she believes to be right about the gods]
Destiny: that was the right wrong answer!!
Mariana:
Mariana: [describes deeply-ingrained belief regardless of what she thinks she believes to be right about the gods]
Destiny: that was the right wrong answer!!
Mariana:
Dmitri: okay when security shows up, I’m going to pistol whip them and steal their gas masks so we don’t get poisoned
Mariana:
Mariana:
a woman is wearing a name tag that says chris lewis
ALT: a woman is wearing a name tag that says chris lewis
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October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dmitri: okay when security shows up, I’m going to pistol whip them and steal their gas masks so we don’t get poisoned
Mariana:
Mariana:
“Creepy ghoulie hands” is really an unconventional yet effective security system
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Creepy ghoulie hands” is really an unconventional yet effective security system
I can do complicated medical analysis on blood samples! I’m a director for Miami Parks and Rec! I can do anything!
a woman in a suit is standing in front of a window and says `` do it . fierce . power . ''
ALT: a woman in a suit is standing in front of a window and says `` do it . fierce . power . ''
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October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I can do complicated medical analysis on blood samples! I’m a director for Miami Parks and Rec! I can do anything!
Dmitri: you haven’t seen Gattica? How old are you???
Aldondra: how old are YOU?
Dmitri: THE NORMAL AGE
Aldondra: how old are YOU?
Dmitri: THE NORMAL AGE
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Dmitri: you haven’t seen Gattica? How old are you???
Aldondra: how old are YOU?
Dmitri: THE NORMAL AGE
Aldondra: how old are YOU?
Dmitri: THE NORMAL AGE
Destiny: you can tell these people were all grown in a lab
Mat: good, now I feel less bad about killing them
Destiny: shouldn’t that make you feel worse?
Mat: they are POD PEOPLE
Mat: good, now I feel less bad about killing them
Destiny: shouldn’t that make you feel worse?
Mat: they are POD PEOPLE
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Destiny: you can tell these people were all grown in a lab
Mat: good, now I feel less bad about killing them
Destiny: shouldn’t that make you feel worse?
Mat: they are POD PEOPLE
Mat: good, now I feel less bad about killing them
Destiny: shouldn’t that make you feel worse?
Mat: they are POD PEOPLE