Maria JB
@mariajoannabohemia.bsky.social
I don't wanna be a star because stars fall from the sky, and when they hit the ground they turn into a rock and a rock ain't no good unless you bust someone in the head with it.
At home haircut c/o James. About 2 minutes in, he said, ‘there’s a lot of blood in your hair.’ Still turned out great despite the unanticipated amount of blood!
March 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At home haircut c/o James. About 2 minutes in, he said, ‘there’s a lot of blood in your hair.’ Still turned out great despite the unanticipated amount of blood!
Went to Paris recently. Here’s some vegan stuff we ate while there: 1) The Friendly Kitchen; 2) La Mauvaise Herbe; 3) Marcus Pizze Amore; 4) Le Potager du Marais. All 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
February 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Went to Paris recently. Here’s some vegan stuff we ate while there: 1) The Friendly Kitchen; 2) La Mauvaise Herbe; 3) Marcus Pizze Amore; 4) Le Potager du Marais. All 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
My parents got Lucy a jingle bell collar for Xmas.
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
My parents got Lucy a jingle bell collar for Xmas.
James went way OTT for Xmas dinner for my fam, made vegan lasagna, Giardiniera, and a lentil soup that’s hotter than the fires of hell.
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
James went way OTT for Xmas dinner for my fam, made vegan lasagna, Giardiniera, and a lentil soup that’s hotter than the fires of hell.
Hands down the best r/conspiracy post of all time. Great work OP:
December 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Hands down the best r/conspiracy post of all time. Great work OP:
Of all the cute things our cat does, the way she covers her face with her paws when she’s napping is tops:
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Of all the cute things our cat does, the way she covers her face with her paws when she’s napping is tops:
Updating my resume only to be reminded yet again that I am a useless degree triple threat.
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Updating my resume only to be reminded yet again that I am a useless degree triple threat.
They aren’t - but I’ve heard that weird stuff goes down there! They live towards the tip of this triangle. It’s sort of on the border of the state gamelands. That my hometown is a triangle is weird in itself 😅
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
They aren’t - but I’ve heard that weird stuff goes down there! They live towards the tip of this triangle. It’s sort of on the border of the state gamelands. That my hometown is a triangle is weird in itself 😅
Stuff we saw in the sky while visiting my parents in the PA woodlands. Not gonna say it was a UAP, but what I saw (on the right) was sort of indescribable.
December 1, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Stuff we saw in the sky while visiting my parents in the PA woodlands. Not gonna say it was a UAP, but what I saw (on the right) was sort of indescribable.
Always knew that Santa was a bear at heart.
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Always knew that Santa was a bear at heart.
Today was my 4th time successfully driving in Philly. Considering how bad most drivers and roads are here & how terrifying driving is to me in general, the fortune I got tonight was pretty on point 😸
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Today was my 4th time successfully driving in Philly. Considering how bad most drivers and roads are here & how terrifying driving is to me in general, the fortune I got tonight was pretty on point 😸
Lucy had been abandoned in our alley and we wanted to give her a good home. I like to think we succeeded.
November 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Lucy had been abandoned in our alley and we wanted to give her a good home. I like to think we succeeded.
Just thinking about this cartoon illustration of Johnny Marr.
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Just thinking about this cartoon illustration of Johnny Marr.
Thank you! She's still getting acclimated to it but she looks very cute when she does sit in it 😁
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Thank you! She's still getting acclimated to it but she looks very cute when she does sit in it 😁
Became a home-owner about year ago. I’m still in disbelief & will never take it for granted. I cherish it and especially love having a home office that totally hasn’t morphed into a cat lounge in any way whatsoever.
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Became a home-owner about year ago. I’m still in disbelief & will never take it for granted. I cherish it and especially love having a home office that totally hasn’t morphed into a cat lounge in any way whatsoever.